Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Connor Lonske]

Spoiler: OOC

Level one of the finally doesn't start until tomorrow, and I'm in charge of it, so Tox is gonna start it when I'm damn well ready. This post will explain how this is possible.

[HEADING=1]Somewhere in the muiti-verse, on barren desert planet, the icon of sin, NevadaV2![/HEADING]

The Forcecaster stands in a small building with the Auditor in a room fited with a Controled Improbability Drive. "I will only say this once, you will have your powers back that you had when you were the Higher Power of Technology and Improbably IF you help us defeat the mall's players." says the Forceuser, "I give you all your command of the Agency Ageist Hank Wimbleton, only Hank will not be there, and you will get clones of Jesus and Tricky at your command, along with all your biotechnolgy to create your 'Mag Agents'. Do we have a deal?"

"...Deal."

[HEADING=1]Back on the ice planet![/HEADING]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Alternate me!" I run to counterpart's side and holds him, "Don't worry I shall avenge you!"

"

[b]I'm not dead yet![/b]

".

"Avenge!"

"

[b]I tried to kill you![/b]

"

I drop his body and shake my fist at the sky, "AVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I tap my hastily, "Can we get the fuck outta here, Tox!?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I look in awe of the glory that is space, I see to small orbs pass us, "[small]SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE![/small]", scream one orb.
I give a confused look.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Aw hell naw!", I stay on the ship.

"I am not stepping foot on this million dollar flop!", I slam the door and peek out of it again.

"Plus it reminds me to much of Atlantis from Kingdom Hearts 2! I fucking hated that!", I slam the door again.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"If a fucking fish ***** starts singing and doesn't help me kill any fucking Heartless, I'm kicking your ass!", I yell, pissed off.

 

[Viking Incognito]

ninja'd

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I kick Tox's ass, "I told you, ************!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I start playing still fuming.

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE![/HEADING]

NaR awakens from his meditation, fully aware of all knowledge of the multiverse. He regroups with the other players.

NaR: "Sup guys?"

Guys: "Sup."

 

[Knife-28]

Spoiler: OOC

Wow, 10(ish) pages in 4(ish) days, I curse the call of the Mojave Wasteland! Anywho, can I have recap of the last 4 days, just so I know where everyone's at?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

In the middle of my sleep, I hear a voice in my head, "

[i]Waffles! Awaken[/i]

"

I stay asleep.

"

[i]Awaken[/i]

", I half heartily wake up, I yawn loudly.

"

[i]There is work to be done, Waffles.[/i]

", the voice says, "

[i]That is,[/i] if[i] you are to avenge me[/i]

"

I shrug, thinking all of this a dream.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I meditate, not paying attention to the screen.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Tox sees complete darkness, the only light is an almost infinite number of ones and zeros.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Really?", I ask floating toward Tox, "'Cause, I just see a lot of numbers."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"

[b]Waffles,[/b]

" a voice is heard in between all over the newly named Binary Zone, "

[b]We have work to be done, remember?[/b]

".

"Oh, right!", I say, softly bonking myself on the head, "Hey, Tox, I gotta go, peace bro!", I disappear through a portal.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Spoiler: OOC

Holy shit, you actually did use it! XD

"

[b]Waffles,[/b]

", the voice said, as I went deeper into the Binary Zone, "

[b]You must become in touch with your Dalek side.[/b]

"

"But they tried to kill me and Connor,", I say, confused, "So, I should be like them?"

"

[b]If you wish to save the Multiverse, you must adopt there bellicose attitude.[/b]

"

"I'm fine without it!", I yell, defensively, "Last time I had it overtake me, I destroyed a Dalek armada ship, effortlessly!"

I approach a large figure with large wires coming out of his back, "

[b]But when you didn't, you ran from me.[/b]

"

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=3]ELSEWHERE IN THE BINARY ZONE![/HEADING]
Already bored with this new environment, NaR appears behind Tox.

NaR: "Sup Tox?"

Tox: "Can't talk. Too busy getting high."

NaR: "Uh... Okay."

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "Wait, so that means even us players have some kind of numerical value?"

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "So... Where is the mainframe?"