Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[mcpop9]

Dill comes out of the store in full chocolate samurai armor with a chocolate samurai sword and starts to cut a path though the zombies eating every 5th ones head. "Crawl at my feat!" it screams in a voice that would put Alvin and the chipmunks to shame.

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR shoots jazz in the face.

RaN (S): "That's not going to work."

NaR: "No shit. What the Hell am I supposed to do?"

RaN (S): "Call her."

NaR takes out his phone and calls Katie.

NaR: "Katie?"

Katie: Is that you RaN? It's been so long since the last time you called me.

NaR: "RaNDM's dead. It's NaR."

Katie: ... What?

NaR: "I don't have time to explain. I need your help with something."

Katie: Lemme guess. Zombie problem?

NaR: "Yep."

Katie: Alright NaR. I'm sending you some backup. Watch yourself up there.

A portal opens. A battalion of daemons armed with longswords and suits of Madness armor marches out to confront the undead. Public Enemy plays in the background.


NaR: "Subtle."

 

[Demonjazz]

aw shit I better bring in the metal golems Humongous creatures if steel 10 feet High lumber in squishing everything in its path I knew this was a good investment

 

[mcpop9]

"Nothing!" Dill screams as high as a man who was just kicked in his genitalia. eating the next zombies head like a bowl of cereal.

 

[Demonjazz]

damn good thing my shoes are insulated better summon the undead army again

 

[Demonjazz]

wait damn I dont know if that would work so I dont care

 

[Demonjazz]

freakin ow and by the way stab straight through you with claymore

 

[Demonjazz]

the basement damn you mean buisness dont you oh *throw claymore at you piercing your heart*

 

[mcpop9]

"Yes now my voice is beautiful!" Dill says in a ground shaking deep voice.

a second later, a sword Engulfed in red electricity is sticking out of Dill's forehead. the owner of a sword i a Succubus about 4ft 5in her skin is a slightly darker shade of red and has silver Hair, lips, eyes and nails. she has two bone like structures sticking out of her feet like permanent high heels and two 2 in horns on her forehead. "Damn bastard, I've been hunting him down since last year." The Succubus says then looks over at the group and approaches them. "The names Hataki."

 

[RaNDM G]

As the daemons clash with the golems and hordes of undead, NaR follows Tox down the stairwell. He shuts, locks, and barricades the door so no one can follow them.

NaR: "At this rate, we'll never reach the finale."

 

[Demonjazz]

damn why wont you die pull shotgun off the shelf die *****

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "I'm open to suggestions."

 

[Demonjazz]

never viva la restiance

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "Yeah, I don't think that will go over well with them."

 

[Demonjazz]

ya that is very true

 

[Demonjazz]

well I think this thread should stay alive

 

[Demonjazz]

na Ill do for you

 

[Demonjazz]

if anyone is here continue the story

 

[Ren3004]

"YEAH! We've got 34 posts left until we hit 5000, it's time to wrap this storyline up!"

As I say this, the 4th wall crumbles and and angry audience pours in.

"Well, that's gonna take us at least 10 posts to sort out..."

 

[Ren3004]

"Should I gun them down?"