Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Demonjazz]

aw shit I need to get out of this body or do I,ah shit why did i have to have no breasts

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Wait, wait, WAIT!", I yell, "Why the hell do we have a Chapel!?"

 

[Demonjazz]

shut up ****** slap* awesome I can ***** slap people

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR turns to Waffles.

NaR: "You're seriously asking that now?"

They both get *****-slapped in the face.

jazz: "awesome I can ***** slap people"

NaR: "Yeah, but you slap like a *****."

 

[Demonjazz]

now get me out of this body right freakin now

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "Let's leave him in there. That oughta piss him off."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You know I'm not afraid hit, stab, or maliciously murder a woman, right?", I say, maliciously.

 

[Demonjazz]

you dick *strangles*

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "C'mon Waffles. You're not gonna let a girl choke you, right?"

Waffles: "... It depends on the circumstance."

NaR: "Good night everybody!"

 

[Demonjazz]

I was talking to you too *strangles with other hand*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I stab Demonjazz mercilessly.

 

[mcpop9]

A shadowy figure rises up out of the ground about 10 ft away from the moving corpse. It solidifies into a being with a black cloak on with a sword sheathed at it side.

"I am a being of no body or gender just a Name! MY name is Dill!" he said in a high pitched squeaky voice. "Prepare to die!" Dill shouts and draws its sword, it is bright pink with a purple heart at its tip.

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "What the fuck is going on?"

 

[Demonjazz]

woot I can posses another body now

 

[mcpop9]

Dill charges the corpse and stabs his sword straight through her, doing nothing as its a zombie practically. "ZOMBIES!" it shouts in a voice that would make mini mouse sound like Darth Vader and starts to run in the opposite direction.

 

[Demonjazz]

posses my old body I still have my claymores *takes off clothes and charges at dill*

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR watches as jazz possesses his old corpse and streaks through the Mall.

NaR: "Fuck this."

He shoots jazz in the head with a silver bullet.

 

[mcpop9]

"Fire fire bad!" and Dill jumps into a nearby fountain being put out. "Water good!" it shouts like a grunt. Dill then fades through the bottom of fountain and appears near a Hersey chocolate store and runs inside

 

[Demonjazz]

I cannot die I shall always live I say in demonic voice

 

[Demonjazz]

aw shit that voice is painful *drinks water* onward my army of dead