Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Connor Lonske]

"Oh yeah, and their COOL GUYS! Right cool guys?" says The Orignal Cool Guy (Connor).

"Meh!" yells the other cool guys.

Waffles starts kicking the Cool Guys-n-Joes an again. "Aw, what a jip!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I keep thrashing, "YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECES OF SHITS! FIND ME ANOTHER GODDAMN BODY!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"OK, remaining cool guys, when I say 'Buttdick!' you all equip vodka in your inventory and drink it with me!" says The Original Cool Guy, "BUTTDICK!"

The all start drinking voldka.

"How is this gonna help us!?" yells Tox.

"Heh heh, I don't know." says The Original Cool Guy.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I pace and fume in Tox's body.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"OK, whos going in after him?" says The Original Cool guy. All the Joes and Cool Guys yell "Not me!" except for one cool guy, who was still drinking.

"Aw come on!" and he jumps down the pit after Tox.

"Who wants to play cards?" says one Cool Guy.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Tox.", I say as calmly as I possibly fucking can, "Is this part of your plan? Do need some help? Do you want me to summon myself?"

 

[Connor Lonske]

Cool Guy number 76 lands on top of Tox.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I clench my hands then loosen them, "Do you need some help?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"FUCK IT ALL, I'M SUMMONING MYSELF!", I do so, slap Tox and start eradicating the undead.

 

[Connor Lonske]

[HEADING=1]Above the hole![/HEADING]

"Anybody got any threes?" says Cool guy 58.

"[Lie]Nope!" says everyone else.

"How are we playing poker if we are using one deck for almost 200 people?" say Joe 123

"Does it mater Joe?" says the Original Cool Guy.

Joe 123 shrugs, they keep playing.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

[HEADING=2]A few minutes later[/HEADING]
I finish the last undead, a start stomping him while he's down, "DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!"

 

[RaNDM G]

The Ebon Hawk travels through space.

NaR: "I don't even know where I'm supposed to go."

RaN (S): "Ceres."

NaR pilots the ship to Ceres.

[HEADING=1]ON CERES![/HEADING]

The Ebon Hawk lands on the planet's surface. NaR steps off the loading ramp and nearly walks into a deep hole in the ground.

RaN (S): "Jump in."

NaR lands on his feet and discovers a long hallway. He follows the trail to the end and discovers a rather ominous door. The bracelet locks into a mechanical device, opening the door. He steps inside.

NaR: "Empty. Now what?"

Looking around, he finds a cloak lying on the ground. He touches it and teleports away.

[HEADING=1]ON THE DARK SIDE![/HEADING]

NaR spawns inside some kind of control room. A cloaked man draws his lightsaber and strikes at NaR, but NaR blocks the attack.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

-ignore-

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"What now?!", I ask annoyed.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I summon myself, "Ok, what the hell is this shit?"

 

[Connor Lonske]

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"Go fish!" says Joe 223.

"We aren't playing that game for the last fucking time!" says all the Cool Guys to all of the Joes.

"I don't give a shit!" says all the Joes.

"I'm going down the hole, you guys sort this out yourselves." says Original Cool Guy as he jumps down.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor walks into the laboratory, "Hey guys, I think our clones are all dead and stuff, the Joes though they were playin' Go Fish and the Cool Guys wanted to play poker and be men, so they killed each other, I think."

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE...[/HEADING]


NaR's hand is cut off by the Sith Lord. He attempts to summon his lightsaber with the Force, but the cloaked man stops it as it skips across the floor. He cuts the hilt in two with his own saber, then impales NaR through the shoulder.

???: "This tires me. Fight me again when you have mastered your technique."

The cloaked man frees NaR and leaves the room.

NaR: "Goddammit."

NaR takes the remains of his lightsaber and puts it in his pocket. He turns on a monitor and discovers Tox in some kind of cryogenic chamber.

NaR: "At least I know I'm in the right place."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Their called fucking cool guys!" yells Real-Real Connor as he types this.

"Whatever." says Real-Real Tox in pesterchum.

"Will you guys shut up!" yells Connor the Original Cool Guy.

[HEADING=2]Five minuets later, at the space ship![/HEADING]

"OK, now what?" says Connor.

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "WAIT FOR ME!"

The Sky Fortress takes off, stranding NaR.

NaR: "What the Hell is that guy's problem?"

NaR runs back into the station's hangar and steals an LSA-2. He barely manages to reach the trans-dimensional portal before it closes.