Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[WafflesandBacon]

I tap Tox, "I wanted to tell you this and not Connor, because,", I look at Connor and cringe, "Well, he's Connor. But listen, if you keep all those clones, all of them will die."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You didn't have kill them now, I was just giving a warning before you get attached to them."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

[HEADING=1]AT THE CANADIAN THE MALL[/HEADING]
I enter the Mall, "Well nothing changed.", I look at Tox, "Why are we here when just left here?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Kill something? Like what?", I say, "NOT CIALDE!"

 

[Demonjazz]

grab a fat man and start blowing the shit out of everything you can run but you cant hide

 

[Demonjazz]

do ninja moves dodging the cans throws, fat man on floor, pulls out claymore
"the fat man was slowing me down"

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "So, anybody got any bright ideas?"

Waffles: "Dude, what happened to your arm?"

NaR: "What this? I got my ass handed to me by some guy wearing a cloak."

I am suddenly hit in the head with a can of Tab.

NaR: "Goddammit Tox!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"KILL HIM!", I follow behind Tox, blade drawn.

 

[Demonjazz]

charges straight at you pulling another claymore out dual wielding them slicing you weapon in half

 

[Demonjazz]

now on top of you pining you down about to strike

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR shoots demonjazz in the face, killing him.

Tox: "You stole my kill! What did you do that for?"

NaR: "I can't stand people who don't grammar right."

 

[Demonjazz]

rolls out of way grabs an uzi firing at you

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Know exactly how you feel, man!", I deflect bullet with my blade, I stab Demonjazz.

 

[Demonjazz]

rolls and kick you in the chest shooting a bullet in your face

 

[RaNDM G]

Waffles: "Wait a minute, I just stabbed him in the face!"

NaR: "I can think of only one explanation for this... A GHOST!"

 

[Demonjazz]

aw shit respawn in chapel

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "Wait, don't ghosts stay away from chapels?"

Tox: "NaR, what did I say about logic?"

NaR: *sigh* "Where's the blacksmith when you need him?"

NaR runs into the Mall searching for a blacksmith.

 

[Demonjazz]

aw shit I wanted to watch ghostbusters 3

 

[Demonjazz]

hey let me out of here I will haunt you forever when I get out

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR forges a handful of silver bullets and runs back to the chapel.

NaR: "I'm back, let's go kick some... Oh, you already caught him."

Tox: "Well... Not exactly."

The possessed corpse of some girl shambles off the floor and stumbles towards us.

NaR: "What made you think that was a good idea?"