Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "Well that was easy..."

NaR takes a look at the hardware.

NaR: "But can it play Crysis 2 on max settings?"

Tox: "That better be a joke."

NaR: "It was."

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "Let's go with

Options

."

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "Let's stay away from

Cheats

for now. Click

Gameplay

."

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "Turn

Fast Travel

on. We can link up with other players easier."

Tox: "What about

Difficulty

?"

NaR: "Meh. I like a challenge."

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "Cool. Let's go to

Audio

. Put it on THX surround."

 

[Knife-28]

Spoiler: OOC@RaN

Can I have a recap as to how I got onto a UNSC ship?

Suddenly, a portal appears in... where ever Tox and RaN are, and my identical twin Kinfe steps through. "Do not be alarmed!"He says in an over dramatic voice, "I, am from the future!"

 

[RaNDM G]

Spoiler: Knife

Well, we were arrested and conscripted into the Marine Corp. after we rescued Princess Luna from the moon. Turns out the rescue mission was just a ruse by Admiral Who (who isn't a pony anymore) to get us off the planet and back into the Mall universe.

NaR: "Wait, you're that guy from Hell! The one who turned the place into that girl's show!"

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "What?"

 

[Ren3004]

I hold on as the ship blasts off to another universe.

 

[Connor Lonske]

[HEADING=1]Somewhere in Nevada...[/HEADING]

A ship flies down into a greyish/white landscape. A man stands 100 feet away by a tree, holding a boombox.


He doesn't seem interested in the falling ship and just keeps playing his music.

 

[Knife-28]

"Wait, what? Oh, I get it, it was my brother wasn't it." Kinfe sighs, and turns to leave back through the portal. unfortunately, the portal closes, just before he steps through, and he runs into the wall behind it. "Oh, god damn it, I can't trust those idiots to keep the portal stable for a few minutes!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

Spoiler: OOC

OK, I'm not gonna be Connor level one, I'm controlling the Auditor, Jesus, the Clown, and the NPCs that don't belong to one respective character i.e. anything local to Nevada.

Connor sleeps as the players exit the ship.

"Hey, there's a guy over there!" says Tox point out the boombox man.

ROUND ONE!

OBJECTIVE: GET THAT BOOMBOX!

 

[Ren3004]

I pull out my staff and fire stun spells at the boombox man.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Boombox still intact, it continues to play the chicken dance. More grunts spawn, "Hey, that assholes going for the boombox!" says one of them.

The Grunts attack the players, not armed with anything. The one dancing from before continues to dance.

 

[RaNDM G]

Ren prepares an area of effect spell as NaR draws his lightsaber and cuts down a few of the stragglers. Tox and Waffles run up and grab the boombox.

*BOOMBOX GET!*

 

[Ren3004]

I make fire rain from the skies and kill the grunts.

 

[Connor Lonske]

NEW OBEJTIVE: PROTECT THE BOOM BOX TILL THE BOSS!

Another 50 grunts spawn.

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "Oh shit."

 

[Connor Lonske]

They start beating the shit out of NaR.

 

[Ren3004]

I summon a rock golem to help us fight the grunts.

"Guys, take these!"

I make magic swords appear, then lob fireballs at the grunts.