Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[WafflesandBacon]

I wipe my face with a napkin, "Hey, NaR."

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "Nothing much. Hey, what's the first word that comes to your mind right now?"

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "Cool. Thanks."

NaR walks back inside and opens the mainframe.

What would you like to do?
Go to OS
>Edit Character
Edit NPC
Edit Script
Options

Type security password
>******

Access granted

All Characters
>Players
NPCs

>All players

Boost Health
Boost Stats
Damage
>Spawn

Disable outside spawn control? >Y/N

Outside spawn control disabled

>lock

Settings locked

NaR: "Nice."

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR walks back outside.

NaR: "Be back in a bit. Going to take a walk in the forest."

 

[Demonjazz]

sup how are yo peeps doin

 

[RaNDM G]

Walking down the trail, NaR hears an explosion from behind him.

NaR: "Meh."

NaR raps to pass the time.

It makes it easier, easier to bear
You won?t regret it, no, no
No, girl they won?t forget it
Love is their home
Happiness yeah
Sq-sq-sq-squeeze her, don?t tease her
Never leave her?

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "Sup. Sounds so soulful don't you agree?"

I invented swag
Poppin? bottles, puttin? supermodels in the cab, proof
I guess I got my swagger back, truth
New watch alert, Hublot?s
Or the big face Rollie I got two of those
Arm out the window through the city I maneuver slow
Look back, snap back
See my cut through the holes

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "Kinda slow for the end, eh?"

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR and Tox continue to walk through the woods.

NaR: "Did I tell you I got into a fight walking down here?"

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "Some kind of machine replicant of RaN. Came at me with a freakin' lightsaber."

NaR shows Tox the saber he took off of the machine's corpse.

NaR: "He couldn't fight for shit though. The thing was that after the fight, I swear I saw more of them hiding out. Kinda like they were waiting for me."

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "That's what I was thinking. I saw a dumpy old building a few miles down the trail. You want to check it out?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Damn Yeezy and Hov,
Where the hell ya been?
Haters talkin real reckless: stuntmen
I adopted these fools, Phillip Drummond ?em
Now I?m bout to make them tuck they whole summer in
They say I?m crazy, well, I?m ?bout to go dumb again
They aint see me cause I pulled up in my other Benz
Last week I was in my other other Benz
Throw your diamonds up cause we in this ***** another ?gain

RaN (S): "Please stop singing."

Tox: "Did you say something?"

NaR: "Yeah, I was rapping to Kanye."

Tox: "After that.. You said something about singing."

NaR: "Uh... No?"

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "Uh... Hello?"

Spoiler: OOC

I'll be gone for an hour or two.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I peek behind the door, not entering.

 

[Demonjazz]

so what do we do now

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"The fuck was that?", I say, coming into the building, "We have Negas?"

 

[Demonjazz]

Ya and what the hell was that for tox my nose is bleeding you dick

 

[Demonjazz]

you dick I did have a Nega and I killed him

 

[Demonjazz]

but you know why do we even have Negas and why were they here in the first place

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I raise my eyebrow at Jazz, "Really?"