Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

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Connor Lonske

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[HEADING=1]Somewhere in Nevada[/HEADING]

The Auditor sits in his chair eating a hotdog and sipping on some good old fashion cola while watching some guy play his own game. The guy keeps making fun of himself and his game. Pretty cool he guesses.

"AUDITOR" goes his speakerphone. The Auditor falls out of his chair.

"Ugh, what?" he says to the voice.

"I do not see you living up to our deal right now!"

"Well excuuuuuuusssee-" the Auditor is cut off and is starting to be chocked.

"Do not fail me anyfuther, because if you continue, then I will send one of my... Agents."

His neck is let go. "*cough* What agent?"

The phone is hung up. The Auditor closes youtube and opens up the command line for his Controlled Improbably Drive.

[HEADING=1]Back at the the players.![/HEADING]

All the active players are teleported.
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Tox is teleported to a storage room of sorts, and he can hear smashing below him and a fiery blase coming from the only door in the room.
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All the other players are teleported to a small, yet tall room, with only one way down.
 

Connor Lonske

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A few grunts see Waffle's decent and aim their weapons "Freeze!"
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A hole is smashes on the other side of the room by the door. The end of a very large shot gun, maybe magnified 5 times, pokes though the hole and fires.
 

WafflesandBacon

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I jump back and raise my hands, "I don't want any trouble.", I then
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the grunts I see, and quickly descend down the ladder, "But yet it always finds me!"
 

Connor Lonske

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Waffles goes though the door, leading to the AAHW quartermaster's supplying booth. There are a few leet agents and a grunt manning the the booth, inside the booth a supply case of weapons.
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The creature holding the over sized shot gun is harmed but not killed by the small projectiles of the frags. He pumps the shotgun and prepares to fire in the now much larger hole.
 

WafflesandBacon

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I swagger to the booth, "Excuse me gentlemen,", I say, calm and suave, "I must warn I've killed hundreds of your comrades, and I am not afraid to do it again."
 

Connor Lonske

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Do you think you can steal that gun from that guy!? He hits you with the back end of his weapon and you fall onto a L337 agent who was training two grunts before having you break his neck with your fall. The grunts try to attack you.
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The quarter master shrugs and hands you a Browning Medium Machine Gun and some ammo clips.
 

Connor Lonske

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DemonJazz goes past Waffles into the next room and comes up to the a elevated restaurant with an elevator next to a view of the desert. There are a few l33t agents armed with Handguns eating food. They notice Jazz's presence and begin firing while eating their meals.
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The Mag Agent goes to the edge of the cliff and loads a 20kg Slug into his shot guns. There is a door behind Tox.
 

Demonjazz

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I throw knifes at em and rush at em with my swords nodding toward waffles that I'll distract em
 

Connor Lonske

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There are a few L337 agents in the room armed with knives. The Mag Agents cocks his shot gun from the cliff.
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Jazz are unable to throw player Knife at the l33t agents and said agents proceed to shoot Jazz in the leg, Jazz charging at them anyways then they shoot him in the chest and he falls to the ground. Waffles attempt use Jazz as a shield is successful and he kills all the agents, putting Jazz in critical state.