My eye twitches in anger, "I'll keep a look for him.", I say before I ascend up the ladder.
Not really anger, for the record.
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Secret Objective complete!
Don't kill anyone in The Rift
Waffles has gained a life!
Waffles makes it to the roof. There is a few guards, one of them ask "Are you the new helicopter pilot?"
Don't kill anyone in The Rift
Waffles has gained a life!
Waffles makes it to the roof. There is a few guards, one of them ask "Are you the new helicopter pilot?"
"OK GUYS, YOU CAN LEAVE NOW!" yells the guard as everyone leaves except him. "OK, we are on a mission to kil-" before the A.T.P. could finish his sentence, Waffles shoots him in the head and gets on the helicopter and flies off.
ROUND COMPLETE!
Waffles is teleported to the binary zone next to Tox.
ROUND COMPLETE!
Waffles is teleported to the binary zone next to Tox.
Finale two levels tomorrow. The first one is gonna have a special guest appearance, the last one will have all the players except the guest.
[HEADING=3]A FEW MINUTES EARLIER![/HEADING]
NaR wakes up in a helicopter. He is bound to the rails and held at gunpoint. A man in a sharp suit steps into the pilot's seat. NaR recognizes him, but doesn't say anything.
Agent: "OK GUYS, YOU CAN LEAVE NOW!"
The grunts surrounding the helicopter fall back into the building. The pilot takes off from the helipad.
Agent: "OK, we are on a mission to kil-"
Waffles shoots the Agent in the head. NaR takes a knife from the corpse and cuts away his restraints.
NaR: "Nice shot!"
Waffles looks behind him and is surprised to find NaR holding onto the back of his seat.
Waffles: "Where the Hell did you come from?!"
NaR: "I dunno! I just woke up!"
Waffles: "We'll worry about it later. I'm taking us to Tox's position. Grab that gun over there and cover my-"
Waffles is summoned away, leaving the helicopter without a pilot.
NaR: "Oh shit!"
NaR jumps out of the helicopter and crashes through the window of a nearby skyscraper. The building is rocked as the chopper crashes into the floor below and explodes.
NaR: *phew*
NaR wakes up in a helicopter. He is bound to the rails and held at gunpoint. A man in a sharp suit steps into the pilot's seat. NaR recognizes him, but doesn't say anything.
Agent: "OK GUYS, YOU CAN LEAVE NOW!"
The grunts surrounding the helicopter fall back into the building. The pilot takes off from the helipad.
Agent: "OK, we are on a mission to kil-"
Waffles shoots the Agent in the head. NaR takes a knife from the corpse and cuts away his restraints.
NaR: "Nice shot!"
Waffles looks behind him and is surprised to find NaR holding onto the back of his seat.
Waffles: "Where the Hell did you come from?!"
NaR: "I dunno! I just woke up!"
Waffles: "We'll worry about it later. I'm taking us to Tox's position. Grab that gun over there and cover my-"
Waffles is summoned away, leaving the helicopter without a pilot.
NaR: "Oh shit!"
NaR jumps out of the helicopter and crashes through the window of a nearby skyscraper. The building is rocked as the chopper crashes into the floor below and explodes.
NaR: *phew*
I realize something, "OH FUCK!", I run around the Binary Zone, "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!"
NaR: "Great. Glad to know you can stay calm when you leave your friends in a fucked up situation!"
Waffles: "You're back in one piece, that's all that matters. Are you feeling okay? You haven't been acting the same since we got here."
NaR: "Yeah, I'm fine. Like you said, 'No big.'"
Waffles: "You're back in one piece, that's all that matters. Are you feeling okay? You haven't been acting the same since we got here."
NaR: "Yeah, I'm fine. Like you said, 'No big.'"
"And now everything is cool!", I exclaim, "Speaking of 'cool', where's Connor? I haven't seen him fight, yet!"
[HEADING=1]Back in Nevada![/HEADING]
As Tox lays sleeping, across a great open cliff is the base of the Auditor, he sips his soda as he views the players. There talking in the binary zone. The-"We have a problem." goes one of his Mag Agents V2 on the radio.
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A young man views the area I just mentioned from the roof a building. He is not of the regular player's views of this thread. He was sent for one thing, and one thing only. Kill the Auditor and protect the world's goal from the other players.
He jumps down off building to find Tox's sleeping body lying down on the ground.
"What do you do Sam?"
As Tox lays sleeping, across a great open cliff is the base of the Auditor, he sips his soda as he views the players. There talking in the binary zone. The-"We have a problem." goes one of his Mag Agents V2 on the radio.
---
A young man views the area I just mentioned from the roof a building. He is not of the regular player's views of this thread. He was sent for one thing, and one thing only. Kill the Auditor and protect the world's goal from the other players.
He jumps down off building to find Tox's sleeping body lying down on the ground.
"What do you do Sam?"
"Evening, Tox..." I mumble, shuffling over to the unconscious mall-fighter and drawing one of my golf-clubs from the sheath on my back. I twirl it in my hands a few times, then raise it above my head, ready to bring it down executioner-style into Tox's neck. Before I have a chance to, however, I hear a teleporty-noise followed by footsteps behind me, and without turning around I lower my weapon, then bring my arm sharply back and skewer one of The Auditor's men through the head with my golf-club handle.
I yank my weapon out of grunt's skull, rub some of the gore off the handle and return my attention to the sleeping Tox. "Now then; back to business!" I cry, kick Tox in the chest to wake him up and draw my second golf-club, readying myself for the ensuing brawl.
I yank my weapon out of grunt's skull, rub some of the gore off the handle and return my attention to the sleeping Tox. "Now then; back to business!" I cry, kick Tox in the chest to wake him up and draw my second golf-club, readying myself for the ensuing brawl.
Sam takes out some kind of-HALO!? He puts it on.
Key stone fragment:ACTIVE
Sam has leveled up!
Sam now has the powers of Jesus!
Key stone fragment:ACTIVE
Sam has leveled up!
Sam now has the powers of Jesus!
"Hahah! Now I'm TWO messiahs!" I chuckle, then vanish. My left knee reappears in Tox's spine and he hurtles 20 feet before slamming into the face of the cliff. He's up and turning to face me, but then I'm behind him again, both golf-clubs locked around his neck and my right foot in the small of his back, forcing him to his knees.
Tox goes for his katana, but I'm so not cool with that, and a cannonball appears out of no-where and crushes his hand against the ground. Thinking it better to be safe than sorry, I decide to take care of his other hand as well; an axe-blade shoots out of the side of my stomach and severs most of the fingers on his remaining hand.
At this point I could easily just break Tox's neck or electrocute him or something, but I'm feeling rather poetic. I kick Tox away from me, then point at him with my clubs. A Tox-sized steel cage appears around him, shaped like a sarcophagus and leaving little room for him to breathe, and I raise my clubs, causing him to float into the air.
Hopping up to greet him, I vanish and reappear around him at incredible speeds, attacking him from every angle with the golden spears which appear out of no-where in my hands and jamming them into his body though every crack in the cage I can find. I continue my assault for about one minute, then drop to the ground and turn away. I allow the cage to vanish, causing a broken, bloody Tox to fall and crumple like a rag-doll when he hits the ground.
Tox goes for his katana, but I'm so not cool with that, and a cannonball appears out of no-where and crushes his hand against the ground. Thinking it better to be safe than sorry, I decide to take care of his other hand as well; an axe-blade shoots out of the side of my stomach and severs most of the fingers on his remaining hand.
At this point I could easily just break Tox's neck or electrocute him or something, but I'm feeling rather poetic. I kick Tox away from me, then point at him with my clubs. A Tox-sized steel cage appears around him, shaped like a sarcophagus and leaving little room for him to breathe, and I raise my clubs, causing him to float into the air.
Hopping up to greet him, I vanish and reappear around him at incredible speeds, attacking him from every angle with the golden spears which appear out of no-where in my hands and jamming them into his body though every crack in the cage I can find. I continue my assault for about one minute, then drop to the ground and turn away. I allow the cage to vanish, causing a broken, bloody Tox to fall and crumple like a rag-doll when he hits the ground.
Sam, now being on the second level of the cliff, is near a door leading to a mag agent creation center. A squad of agents come though the door into the cliff base and aim their weapons at Sam "Freeze!"
Objectives
Destroy Improbably link with Auditor's drive with Mag Agent creation base.
Destroy Controlled Improbably Drive.
Kill 20 ATP Agents
Kill 40 1337 agents
Objectives
Destroy Improbably link with Auditor's drive with Mag Agent creation base.
Destroy Controlled Improbably Drive.
Kill 20 ATP Agents
Kill 40 1337 agents
I burst out laughing. "Yeah. No, yeah. You guys are absolutely gonna beat me. I really should just surrender now, shouldn't I? I mean, there's no way I can win here..." I struggle between laughs. The agents don't see the funny side to this and open fire, and feeling it best to give them a fighting chance, rather than deflecting the bullets or teleporting past them I merely duck and weave between them, all the while laughing my head off.
I slowly make my way towards the grunts, avoiding gunfire as I go, and just as they begin to run out of ammunition I reach the first agent. "Hi," I say, gripping his face in my hands and drawing in the fear in his eyes. Then I yank upwards and pull his head off.
What ensues next is one of the bloodiest bouts of carnage ever witnessed in this, or any other thread. I'm pretty sure I eat a guy's heart at one point, and the previously grey floors are now red and pretty hard to walk on without slipping. Some of them try to run - as you'd expect, really - but if I wanna complete my objectives I can't allow that, so I take care of them with my new golden spears, lobbing them in such a way that they skewer them clean through and stick into the ground. I'm starting to really like those spears.
"Onwards!" I declare once the bloodbath is finished, struggling to yank my fist out of a guy's skull. I wipe some of the blood out of my eyes with the least bloody thing I can find in the room - it's a guy's arm - then make my way towards the elevator and move on to the next floor.
I slowly make my way towards the grunts, avoiding gunfire as I go, and just as they begin to run out of ammunition I reach the first agent. "Hi," I say, gripping his face in my hands and drawing in the fear in his eyes. Then I yank upwards and pull his head off.
What ensues next is one of the bloodiest bouts of carnage ever witnessed in this, or any other thread. I'm pretty sure I eat a guy's heart at one point, and the previously grey floors are now red and pretty hard to walk on without slipping. Some of them try to run - as you'd expect, really - but if I wanna complete my objectives I can't allow that, so I take care of them with my new golden spears, lobbing them in such a way that they skewer them clean through and stick into the ground. I'm starting to really like those spears.
"Onwards!" I declare once the bloodbath is finished, struggling to yank my fist out of a guy's skull. I wipe some of the blood out of my eyes with the least bloody thing I can find in the room - it's a guy's arm - then make my way towards the elevator and move on to the next floor.
15/20 ATP killed
25/40 1337 killed
The elevator leads to a hall full of test subjects in large tubes, and a computer that is linked by a wire labeled "Improbability Connection."
Improbably link not destroyed
25/40 1337 killed
The elevator leads to a hall full of test subjects in large tubes, and a computer that is linked by a wire labeled "Improbability Connection."
Improbably link not destroyed