Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[WafflesandBacon]

"What is up with people and trapdoors?!", I ask, enraged.

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR loses his grip and falls into the sky.

[HEADING=1]SOMEWHERE ELSE![/HEADING]

Nega RaN: "Whoops. My bad."

Nega RaN reshifts the planet's gravity.

[HEADING=1]BACK AT THE OTHER PLAYERS![/HEADING]

NaR lands on his head.

NaR: "I fucking hate gravity."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I jump down the trapdoor.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"That was fun.", I say sarcastically.

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR looks to his left and discovers a familiar crowd of people.

NaR: "Oh my God."

NaR tackles himself, creating a time paradox.

[HEADING=2]TWENTY MINUTES EARLIER![/HEADING]

NaR: "That's not it. I'm going back to the Mall."

Waffles: "You can't leave!"

NaR: "Wait, what did you just say?"

Waffles: "No, seriously. You can't leave. It's sorta impossible without someone pulling you out."

NaR: "... Did we have this conversation before?"

Waffles: "Um... I think so, yeah."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I pause, "Weird."

Spoiler: OOC

Oh dear God, Waffles is a Mary Sue!
Why did I put so many superfluous things! *Cries in the corner*

 

[RaNDM G]

Martin and Futox come out of the forest.

Futox: "Hey, anybody know what happened to Tox?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I shrug and said 'He transported some-'", I look at NaR, shock, "'-where'."

 

[Demonjazz]

I probably won't be on this tomorrow

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"SWEET GHOST OF JIMI HENDRIX!", I yell, completely flabbergasted, "He's been trolling us!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Hold on!", I yell, stopping Futox, "Now that we know he's trolling us, let's see what he can do!"

 

[Demonjazz]

what are you guys talking about

 

[Demonjazz]

oh god that's painful

 

[Demonjazz]

well Im off

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I know you have it in you, Jazz!", I yell.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"ITS NOT A QUESTION, ITS ENCOURAGEMENT!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"BECAUSE ITS FUN!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"OK THEN!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I kick Futox in his nuts.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"This is unfair!", I yell, after being pummeled, "I'm being double teamed!"