Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[WafflesandBacon]

I frown at Martin and kick him in the nuts.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh that reminds me, tell how I am in the future!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I squeal in delight, clear my throat, and simply say, "Shit will be awesome.", in a gruff voice.

 

[Knife-28]

I teleport to wherever Tox is, and stab him in the gut, for teh lulz.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Wow. Sounds awesome when you're not actually there."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I assume I die during the wa-", I close my ears, "Shit, no! Don't tell me! It'll spoil everything!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I free my ears, "Thank you."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I

EXTERMINATE

the clone.

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR sits quietly on the sidelines, thinking to himself.

NaR: "There was some kind of code. I think it was 01110011 01101000 01101001... was the next one 01001100? No, it was 01110100. 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110000 01110000 01100101 01101110 01110011."

Oblivious to Waffles and Tox, NaR teleports to a near perfect replica of Earth.

[HEADING=1]ON A NEAR PERFECT REPLICA OF EARTH![/HEADING]

NaR: "Now it's all coming back."

NaR walks down the trapdoor.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I join Futox in killing.

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR comes across a room monitored by sentries.

NaR: "Okay, yes. It's a trap, but it's the only way through."

He jumps down and braces for a hail of bullets.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I knock over the sentries, "Replica Earth is stupid!"

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "Cool. I'm just going to walk over there."

NaR walks over there.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Again!?", I shout, "I wanna see Earth!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I/Justin force a chill pill down Real Tox's throat, "Calm down, bro."

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "Well, there goes the Fourth Wall again."

Keanu Reeves pulls up in a bus.

Keanu: "Sup."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Justin and Waffles both put on shades, "Deal with it.", they both say.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Ready?!", Waffles ask his creator.
"I've always wanted to do this!", Justin yells.
The both pull out bazookas and blast Tox and his creator.

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "So Keanu, been in any good movies lately?"

Keanu: "They're still scriptwriting that Cowboy Bebop movie, but I don't have high hopes about it."

NaR: "That sucks. It's a good story. I don't know why they don't just make a movie off the first few episodes."

Keanu: "You see the trailer for Henry's Crime?"

NaR: "No I have not. Role the clip Steven!"


NaR: "Looks okay to me."

Keanu: "Yeah, I don't think it does the movie justice. The thing's a year old and no one's ever heard of it."

 

[Knife-28]

I do something tangentially related to whatever's going on.