Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

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Demonjazz, not being able to use the Dalek medkit, seeing how it is made for Daleks and not pure humans, faints.
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You pass by a locker on your way to the door. Then the large slug is fired and flies though the room, thankfully not hitting Tox.
 

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This chainsaw appears to have a dark force tied to it, best not to lose the damn thing unlike Hank did with his chainsaw. The next room has a latter leading down to ground level. As you prepare to go down, the Mag Agent comes though the door and tries to grab you.
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Waffles checks Jazz's inventory for something useful before going down the elevator. He finds a first aid kit, man, what a moron. Still, it's not like you have to heal him right away or anything.
 

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Waffles drops Jazz on the floor of the elevator and takes it down. It opens up to a hall with a Self Improvement center with masked agents guarding it and a few regular agents. Jazz is still in bad shape but still has the medkit in his inventory.
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There are a few agents down there, as you jump down and kill them one tries to make it up the latter you just came down.
 

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AD:OK, do your thing.
TC:kk

Mini Demon Tricky comes into the room with Tox and smashes the floor a little.
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Waffles kills everyone, and Jazz is healed. They go down the hall and see a clothing store call "The Rift."
 

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The chainsaw-What the?! That wasn't suppose to happen! Tricky's head came flying off. Still, his body is alive due to high improbability and he smashes Tox outside, the chain saw falling on the Improbability drive that gives Tricky his powers, and his head and body die as a result of the destruction of the drive. Tox is KOed and sent to the Binary Zone.
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Waffles and Jazz enter the store. The clerk says "Hey, suits are 50 dollars, anything in the bin is free."
 

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Demonjazz is teleported to the idle zone as Waffles tries on his new suit, he now looks kind like a black agent Smith.

The door to the Rift is blasted off and a few L337 agents come in "Hey, where are the players?" they say, thinking Waffles is a agent.
 

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"Hey, we're talking to you!" says the Agents as Waffles walks into the back of the store, finding a latter going up to an exit.
 

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"Were looking for a guy wearing a Sonic shirt with shitty hair, and according to our reports, a 'stereotyped looking black man with a robo arm.'"

"Hey, isn't that guy's arm robotic like?"

"Yeah, but he is wearing posh clothing. He doesn't look at all like a ******!"

Before any reader goes hitting the report switch, I know Waffles personally and I would never call him or any one else here ****** unless in a positive/not serous context. I don't use the word often and I have no intention of offending. Thank you.-The Original Cool Guy