Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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while Broken sits mouth agape after falling victim to the time wasting trap that is wikipedia. I rig the columns in the internet cafe with Dynamite and make off with the wifi modem and the nicest laptop in the place. Which causes broken to snap out of his trance giving him just enough time to see the dynamite before I deonate the explosives.
After Knife's body dangles lifelessly, i jump from the 2nd floor, the burning chain still in my hand. Nearby, an explosion catches my attention. It's none other than ODST, laughing evilly at the burning wreakage of the internet cafe. I whip the chain towards him, and it wraps around his neck. I yank him towards me and he falls to the ground.
I pull out two squirrels, tie their tails together, and swing them around like nunchucks.
I stop for a brief moment.
"This is Paul. And this is Steve. They came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and we're all out of gum."
I proceed to beat the everloving crap out of Pm0n3y.
I stop for a brief moment.
"This is Paul. And this is Steve. They came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and we're all out of gum."
I proceed to beat the everloving crap out of Pm0n3y.
"Aw nuts. Chew on this!" I reach in to this bag full of peanuts, which i grab from a vendor after I respawned, and throw it at Kitsune's general direction. When the squirrels see the peanuts, they gnaw on Kitsune's hands to escape, and they (awkwardly) run to the nuts. With Kitsune unarmed I sprint toward Kitsune and Pm0n3y and start to beat them up using martial arts.
After being shredded to bits, I respawn not to far from the action, sitting on a bench.
"Ah. Sitting on a bench like this reminds me of my earlier days, when I used to be slightly pacifist. Those were good times." I say, reminiscing on an earlier life while my making myself comfortable on the bench.
"Ah. Sitting on a bench like this reminds me of my earlier days, when I used to be slightly pacifist. Those were good times." I say, reminiscing on an earlier life while my making myself comfortable on the bench.
I respawn at the same bench that Pm0n3y is sitting at. "Do you want to hear a joke? What do you do with a Elephant with 3 balls? You walk him and pitch to the Rhinoceros." I quietly chuckle to myself and pat Pm0n3y on the back "Well bud, I gotta jet" I get up and head to the bathroom.
"Never leave a wounded foe alive. Especially if they can still kill you!"
I tear out Dispelga's throat using my fox-fangs, then regenerate my hands and arms with MAGICO-POWER!
I tear out Dispelga's throat using my fox-fangs, then regenerate my hands and arms with MAGICO-POWER!
(That wasn't the wisest of moves, Bryghtside, bearing in mind you were lying broken and unconscious at my feet at that point...)
I respawn nearby to where I was previously, and notice a magical fox wielding squirrel-chucks. Our eyes meet, and we stand, locked in that position for a few seconds, neither of us daring to breathe.
He draws his arms back to throw his squirrels, and I grab Blacky from the stapler-holster at my side, bringing it up and firing it at Kitsune.
Conveniently, during my period of absence I managed to forget that my staples are the most inadequate form of ammunition known to man, and Kitsune plucks the staple out of his forehead before running over and beating me to death with his squirrel-chucks.
I respawn nearby to where I was previously, and notice a magical fox wielding squirrel-chucks. Our eyes meet, and we stand, locked in that position for a few seconds, neither of us daring to breathe.
He draws his arms back to throw his squirrels, and I grab Blacky from the stapler-holster at my side, bringing it up and firing it at Kitsune.
Conveniently, during my period of absence I managed to forget that my staples are the most inadequate form of ammunition known to man, and Kitsune plucks the staple out of his forehead before running over and beating me to death with his squirrel-chucks.
I respawn In my usual spot. I quickly run to the 2nd floor banister/ledge/edge-thing, and I catch SirBS sprawled across the ground, unconscious.
"Hm. I guess Sam must've already taken care of him." I say before leaping over the banister ledge.
Speaking of Sam, his battle with Kitsune catches my eye as I land on ground level, mostly because he's getting predominately owned. I lash my hell-chain at Kitsune, and I fling him off the damaged and bloodied Sam. I walk up to him, and help him to his feet.
"Hey, wanna work together? For old time's sake?" I say to him.
"Hm. I guess Sam must've already taken care of him." I say before leaping over the banister ledge.
Speaking of Sam, his battle with Kitsune catches my eye as I land on ground level, mostly because he's getting predominately owned. I lash my hell-chain at Kitsune, and I fling him off the damaged and bloodied Sam. I walk up to him, and help him to his feet.
"Hey, wanna work together? For old time's sake?" I say to him.
I respawn on the roof. "I am sick and tired of this stupid mall. What is the point of living anymore?" So I go to the broken skylight and jump off...
I dive over a balcony and tackle Orange in mid-air, then shoot him point-blank many times with my staplers before we crash to the ground. "I won't let you die!" I declare, and staple all of Orange's limbs together before putting him in a suitcase and dropping it into the sewers.