Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[Ninjamedic]

"Pizza's here- Godamnit, I leave ye for a few hours and this happens? Ah, screw it, 2nd company deal with them".

 

[Knife-28]

I look over my shoulder, and see a bunch of space marines pointing guns at me and Holy Hotdog. "We shall postpone this duel for now." I say, before doing a ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTE off the ground, and into the nearest soldier. I drive my tanto through his helmet and proceed to dispatch the rest in an orderly fashion.

 

[Ninjamedic]

Roll invunerable Save: 6, Made it!

"Well I'm sorry but got to run plans to do and such".

I make my exit along with most of the Blood Ravens.

"Wipe them out from orbit!"

 

[Ninjamedic]

I set up an improved stronghold in an undisclosed location.

 

[Knife-28]

[HEADING=1]Meanwhile, In Orbit Above The Mall![/HEADING]
As the Blood Ravens prepare to fire, warning start playing, and alarms begin blaring as Dalek ships move into orbit.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Daleks eh? Prep the Lascannons for the Daleks and use the lancer battries to wipe out the ships".

"Yes my lord, what of the forces in the Mall?"

"Concentrate on the Daleks for now"

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Oh, We're going to play it like that then? Fine."


A rift in the warp opens, and out of it arrives 2 Imperial Guard regiments and a titan.

 

[Ninjamedic]

".......What."

 

[Ninjamedic]

A gate in the warp opens up. The Red Corsairs, A renegade chapter of Chaos Marine Pirates descends on the mall, they hijack the HMV and proceed to transform it into the ultimate Tavern/spaceport.

Meanwhile the Daemon hordes backing up the the Red Corsairs Fleet make an offensive which annihilates the The Nightmare Child.

"ARRGH! WE SHALL DESTROY THE PATHETIC FORCES OF THE TIME LORDS AND OF THE DALEKS!!"

 

[Ninjamedic]

The Blood Ravens decide to let the heretics and Xenos wipe themselves out, and Retreat.

 

[RaNDM G]

I wake up. It's past one in the afternoon.

"What is wrong with me?"

 

[Knife-28]

I see the Meanwhile's and Neverwere's begin to descend upon The Mall. "Well, no time like the present." I say, before activating my CD cannons and firing upon them.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I start riding around in the Mall when I realize this is first post I made here, shoot myself and respawn back in the Humvee and drive around again.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I slap the syntax back into Eric's mouth and say, "We have a plot again?"