Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[RaNDM G]

I burst out of the kitchen in my pimpin' Santa hat.

[HEADING=2]MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKERS![/HEADING]

"Yeah it's a day late. Who gives a shit?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Ooh! I do!"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I aim a RPG at the Dinner table.
"Not invite me will ya?...FUCK YOU! YOU LOLI FETISHIST!"
I fire at the table and destroy all the food.
"Totally worth the ass kicking I'm going to get..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I high five the fuck out of Eric for his selection of music.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"Well, that went well" I say as I go back to my LAIR.

 

[Ninjamedic]

As Diablo enters I take a sip of vodka "Damn good stuff. Anyway, what have I missed?".

 

[TheNaut131]

I jump down from the ceiling, landing in front of Draven. "Yeah, I saw that."

I exhale blue flames straight into his face.

"Reminds me of my own family's dinners."

 

[RaNDM G]

[link][HEADING=3]>RaN: Get back in the kitchen.[/HEADING][/link]

"Guess I gotta save Christmas. Again."


I come out with the slaughterhouse and set it down on the table.

"There. Eat up."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I revoke the high five, "Bastard."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Wait, I gotta go get the tree."

I pop back in the kitchen.

 

[TheNaut131]

I bound through the mall alone.

"Whats up? Is there some holiday truce I don't know about? The dinner was nice but c'mon guys! I figured there'd be more fighting today. I came as Spring-Heeled, I got fire breathing lessons and everything! This is the worst Halloween ever!"

 

[RaNDM G]

I come out with the tree.


"Eric, if you eat all of this, I swear to fucking Harley I will murder you."