Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[RaNDM G]

I finish my tiramisu cheesecake and coffee.

"Delicious."

I pay the waitress and leave Joe's. I am confronted by three Decepticons.

"Well... Fuck."

The chef of Joe's notices the monstrosities as well, and activates his secret weapon.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Great, might as well bust out one of my champions".

 

[RaNDM G]

"Did you just... Did you just call Convoy..."

[HEADING=2]LAME AS SHIT?![/HEADING]

Convoy beats Sixshot to death with a giant whisk.

 

[Ninjamedic]

*Clicks fingers*

Galvatron pulls out a chain plasma gun.

"Now, now gentlemen, surely we talk this through".

 

[RaNDM G]

Menasor goes on a rampage and pummels Stalker into a pile of scrap metal.

"Menasor never obeys commands. Don't you ever watch the show?"

Convoy resurrects.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Speak of the devil".

*Clicks fingers again*

"Like I said, lets talk this through".

 

[Ninjamedic]

"We can either : A, re-enact that clip seven times over the get nuked. B, kill ourselves and get nuked.
Or C, STOP THE GUY WITH THE FUCKING NUKES."

 

[RaNDM G]

Galvatron transforms into a hand-cannon. Convoy slings him over his shoulder and blasts the Stunticons.

At least that's what he would do if Galvatron wasn't so heavy.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Great, I'll have to rein him in AND fix the other galvy. Can we at least adress the issue that is THE NUKES!".

 

[RaNDM G]

(A)

Yep. Handgun.

(B) & (C) Can't argue with that.

Convoy resurrects.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Who said his head needed fixing?"

 

[Ninjamedic]

"How did we go from CD cannons and flamethrowers to Transformes and nukes?"