Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Diablo's new Evil LAIR!: POWER-CITY
*Enters frame to BrodyQuest theme with a shopping cart of ICBM's*
"Alright, time to end all this and take my place *Sees Transformers* as ...ruler ...of- Okay, I got to go local Weapons dealer to get these and in the time it takes me, you all get Giant Fighting Robots? Well, it seems that I'm way outgu- SUCK IT PRICKS!" *throws trolley of Missiles at you*
*Runs like a ******
[sub]"I fucking ruuuuuuuullllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"[/sub]

 

[RaNDM G]

The missiles are inert.

"Hey buddy! You gotta launch them first!"

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Fair eno- OH SHIT!"

*Jumps out to dodge missles*

"Gun them down Galvys!" They unleash a counter barrage to shoot the nukes.

"What ya got next!?"

 

[RaNDM G]

The nukes are shot. The resulting explosion completely obliterates the Mall, killing Convoy and the Decepticons.

The Mall respawns.

 

[RaNDM G]

I meant to say Stunticons too. Whoops.

Ah well. Let's just roll with it.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Needs appropriate music".

*Hijacks intercom again*

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I enter a maintenance room with a toy car and some lego.
5 seconds later

"Your simple G1 Transformers are No match for MEGAS XLR
Your argument is now invalid "
I turn to Ninja "HEY *****! BET YOU WISH YOU THOUGHT OF THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE!" as I fly Megas into the air and come back down with an Elbow Drop.

 

[RaNDM G]

"That's Megas! He's too badass to fight!"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"INCOMING!" I yell as Megas lands on the Mall with the force of a thousand Hydrogen Bombs.
The Mall respawns.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"***** Please"

*Clicks fingers*

 

[RaNDM G]

"Please don't tell me we're bringing Warhammer into this."

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Oh I am"

Titan then steps on the mall. It respawns.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"pffff Warhammer?...please"

I push this button and launch an 8-ball shaped fireball at Ninja's new robot.

 

[Ninjamedic]

The fireball impacts the armour leaving a bit of dust. The titan then steps on Megas.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I input 720 forward and 3 Punches.
Megas grabs Drag Strip.
FINAL! ATOMIC! BUSTA!
Megas jumps into the air with Drag Strip and slams him head first to the ground, destroying it.
"YOU FOOLISH FOOLS! NOTHING CAN STAND IN THE WAY OF MEGAS! HE IS A MECHA GOD!!!" I shout as Megas strikes a pose.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Umm, yeah, I called a titan LEGION".


*Clicks fingers*, 3 more titans appear.

"Besides, didn't Eric kill you?"