Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[RaNDM G]

"Eric and I enjoyed a delicious calzone from Joe's. Convoy kicked just about every G1 Transformers' ass with a giant whisk. Ninja had a base that I totally stole from him while he was looking."

"You didn't miss much."

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Well Tox, Sod All has happened, it appears that our Evil Counterparts have begun to take the Mall. Which is very bad particulary given that the Nega-Me is more than likely a Sorcerer of Tzeentch."

I open a bottle of Rekorderlig.

"Anyway, I'm setting the HQ up for a full scale war, we may need a safehouse for when shit really starts to fly. Oh, and I'm back in control of the HQ now".

 

[RaNDM G]

I throw Ninja out the window.

"My base."

 

[RaNDM G]

"God, I'm so hungry right now."

I go to Joe's.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Since this RaN".

I click my fingers, the Marines unsheathe their weapons and they obliterate RaN. "Change the Locks".

"Anyway, I was thinking we should prepare incase of any nasty surprises".

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Aye, I'm getting myself a Jump Pack".

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I stare at Nega-Eric like this:

"*****, No is going to control the Mall but me!"
A dark figure walked from the shadows.
"And Me" Nega-Diablo laughed.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"As I said, we could be dealing with a Tzeentch Lord here".

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Also, shouldn't the Nega-Diablo be nice? Technically?"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Nega-Diablo came in with a tray of tea for everyone in the dark room.
"There you are, need anthing else?" He said with a smile.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Basically, He's a mage which can, to use the vernacular, fuck shit up."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I then take the chance to escape back to my LAIR to plot how to react to the Nega's.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Well then."

I unsheathe Cuddles (My Flame Cutlass).

"Lets go hunting".

 

[Ninjamedic]

"I have the jump pack, time to rip out some throats".