Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[RaNDM G]

I burst out of Tox.

"Goddamn dude, what the fuck did you eat?!"

The cute little bat flies away.

 

[RaNDM G]

"What?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"So what the hell is going on here?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Fuck you."

 

[RaNDM G]

I burst out of Tox again.

 

[Knife-28]

"Meh, let them have the nukes, if The Mall blows up, it'll respawn anyway, it always does."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Meanwhile
I used my super awesome out-of-frame-powers to build a ULTRA-NUKE with Dark Matter to replace the thousands I just lost, capable of killing anything. Dead. Forever.
"There, I'm done, golly, I sure hope no Evil Villains take it and use it to control the mall for all time by giving out death without Respawns, oh well, VODKA Break. =D"

 

[Knife-28]

"Oh Gog damn it...."

 

[RaNDM G]

"You know, dark matter is a term used to define the nothingness in space."

"So your bomb is made out of nothing."

"..."

"Just saying."

 

[Knife-28]

> Jack: Check Time

"My God, It's Two ThousAnd And Twelve! I Better Make A ResOluTiOn!"
"..."
"Nah."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I wake up after my VODKA Break and find that the Ultra-Nuke was stolen.
I Smile "Yes, All is going to plan..." as I ready the remote to blow up the nuke.
"Can't believe they fell for that...I wasn't even that drunk..."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Fucking cubes."