Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

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Diablo1099_v1legacy

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I arise from the ruins of my LAIR and dust myself off.
"Sneaky bastards...Huh" I said as I see the Cube fly off.
"Can't tell tell if that happened or just the booze and explosion..."
I begin rebuilding.
 

Knife-28

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I look up, and see the Hypercube taking off.
[HEADING=3]"And there he goe's"[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]"WE HAVE"[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]"LIFDOFF"[/HEADING]




[HEADING=3]"Into the sky"[/HEADING]
 

RaNDM G

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I hop off the cube I was totally hanging onto the entire time after it crushed me.

"Fucking cubes."
 

Knife-28

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[HEADING=1]Meanwhile, in the Nega HQ![/HEADING]
Located in the center of the Nega HQ is a security station staffed by several Nega's. One of them, Nega Karl Blaine, handles the security personnel that patrol the HQ and the surrounding area.
"Control, this is Nega Jax Pavan #3204, I am in following an unknown hostile in Sector Kilo 42."
Nega Karl Blaine, rused from his somewhat drunken slumber, responds.
"I read you my man, do you need assistance?"
"No, it's just...it's a little girl."
"Careful man, she might bite your ankles or somthin'"
"Right....Nega Pavan out."
Nega Karl gropes around his work station to find one for the fuller bottles of whisky, and downs the small amount left.
"BLAINE, REPORT!" A loud voice barks form behind him.
"Nothin' much, Jax t'ree two oh four said a little girl was runnin' 'round undar the base."
"WHAT?! NEGA NEDRY! ON SCREEN!"
"Ahh ahh ah-"
"I SAID PUT IT ON SCREEN!"
"Ok sheesh, don't bust a vein."
The main screen of the of the security centre turns on, showing the view from the local cameras.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"NEGA NEDRY, GET NEGA ERIC ON THE LINE, WE HAVE A SITUATION!"