Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I lay on the ground, eyes still glued to the Tv.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Oh please, ZA WARUDO!!"

Elsewhere, Sakura attempts to grab Nega Medic by the dick and rip it off.

I dodge Sakura's attacks.

[HEADING=1]"I! AM WATCHING! TWIN! FUCKING! PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKS!"[/HEADING]

"Over here".

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I respawn, still watching Law and Order.

 

[Ninjamedic]

I deep strike in the park in the middle of the mall.

"Right, all I have to do is meet with the others at the Pink Floys store and then-"


"Oh, fuck".

I unsheathe cuddles.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I phone Martin and tell him that it was just my space station blowing up.
And More Law And Order.

 

[Ninjamedic]

I enter the Pink Floyd shop with a Heavy macnine gun strapped to my shoulder.

"So, whats this about a magic bridge?"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Sakura tries to get the remote off me, so I pimp clap her, knocking her out.
I see her on the ground, in her underwear.

 

[Ninjamedic]

I land in the basement.

"So, we have to burst this wall?"

I open fire on the wall on full-auto.


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"You're aware she's underage right? nevermind".

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"Can't Plot, Raping"
*Un-Zip*

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Right then, I'm off to do something that actually moves the plot".

 

[Ninjamedic]

"I'm sure it will only raise further questions, anyway the wall should collapse now".

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"Must...ignore...pain...and...watch...TV" I barely manage to say as Law and Order: SUV Comes on.
"I...Luv...This...Show..."

 

[Ninjamedic]

"So do you want my help or not?"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"Can't...plot...TV..."

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Theres vodka!"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"...Deal...I'm just going to black out now....agghhhhh...."