Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[WafflesandBacon]

I dropkick Diablo, "Only I can stab Tox!"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I place my hands around Real Tox's neck and start choking him.
"This Mall is mine! I won't let your existence ruin it for me!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Justin, Waffles' writer, breaks the Fourth Wall, "I don't what happened,", he says, drawing his FINAL MEAL AT TIFFANY'S (Original Dalek Arm&&Audrey Hepburn Poster), "But I won't let you kill him!", he yells blasting a crab, "HE OWES ME MONEY FROM THE POTLUCK!"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Nemesis follows the Flying Caseys to Nega-City as I steal a choppa and follow suit.

 

[RaNDM G]

I am already in the choppa.

"VODKA or Scotch?"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I throw RanNDM G out of my Choppa.
"It's pronounced VODKA you git!" I yell at him as he falls.

 

[RaNDM G]

I respawn in the helicopter.

"It was a trick question. They were both Scotch."

I kill Diablo with alcohol poisoning.

 

[RaNDM G]

I fly my helicopter over Tox and Nega Tox.

"SUP GUYS!"

 

[RaNDM G]

I jump down from the copter and annihilate the giant enemy crab with a CD cannon that shoots lightning and tornadoes. The chopper crashes on top of the crab for good measure.

I toss Tox a pair of cool shades.

"That takes care of the cremation."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I sneak away during the boss battle and hide somewhere in the city as it was time for my writer to sleep.
Nemesis on the other hand was lost in the citys space museum.
"stars "

 

[RaNDM G]

Tox wears his cool shades over his cool Sollux shades. For ironic purposes.