Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"Up your ass, Eric D:<" I reply before I push him back.
He stumbles and bumps back first into Nemesis.
"gggggggrrrrrraaaaggghhhhh...."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I watch the three of them play football.
"Awww Nemesis found a Little friend"
I then take the chance to escape and go after Real Tox.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I track down Real Tox and shout "YOU! YOUR EXISTENCE THREATENS THIS WORLD! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AND POST ABOUT IT ON TV TROPES!"
I charge at him with a sharpened spoon.

FYI: Made a few Edits on TV tropes Check'em!

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I counter Edit TV tropes.

Weapon of Choice: AK-47 with 3 barrels and a flame-thrower.

I kill the Drag queen and the Yoshi and run back to Real Tox

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"ohhh...I'm still going to kill you so I can TAKE OVER THE MALL!!! and to stop you from stopping me, so prep-...is that VODKA?"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"Can't discuss future of the Universe, Drinking"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I look at the VODKA bottle, then to Eric, Then back to the VODKA bottle, then Back to Eric.

I rage as I leave.
WHOMYFUCKINGGODWHATTHEFUCKISWRONGWITHYOUYOUDESTROYTHEONLYTHINGSTOPPINGMEFROMKILLINGYOUALLYOUWILLPAYFORTHIS

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I land in Delivery Van full of VODKA
"YYYYAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Suddenly, a rocket destroying a van full of VODKA.

[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, IN THE FUTURE[/HEADING]
"Huh.", I say, in wonderment, "I never knew my Humvee had Time Travelling Missiles."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

[sub]"sorry...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"[/sub] I reply at the sight of the wrecked Van.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I slip off before the herd leaves the City.
I hide and seek out protection from Nega Diablo.