i put a cigar in my mouth then i lit it "yeah but we'll go down fighting and then we'll get up again and again" i says as i pull out an Tommy Gun and i lock and load
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Yeah, but we don't want to go down at all! Unless it's in the sex way, I guess. But this isn't."
I turn back to the road, then remember Paddy is still blocking my view of the road.
"Oh for fuck's sake."
I open my door and lean out of the car, keeping one hand on the wheel and holding the top of the door with the other.
I turn back to the road, then remember Paddy is still blocking my view of the road.
"Oh for fuck's sake."
I open my door and lean out of the car, keeping one hand on the wheel and holding the top of the door with the other.
I clamber up onto the roof of the challenger and start playing a rousing battle-song on my ukulele.
I continue flooring it.
"Sister, can you see if there's any spare ammo in this tank? That we could, perhaps load into the weaponry?"
"Sister, can you see if there's any spare ammo in this tank? That we could, perhaps load into the weaponry?"
i stick my head out in the window with a trumpet and i shout "CHARGE!" before putting the trumpet to my mouth
Knife leans out of the window and starts blasting away with his MTs while playing Highway to Hell.
Meanwhile, I lower myself in my seat to avoid getting shot.
Meanwhile, I lower myself in my seat to avoid getting shot.
I start dropping bricks of C4 onto the road every few seconds, leaving a long trail of explosives behind the Challenger.
"You should probably put your seatbelts on right about now." I say as I root around in my pocket for the detonator.
"You should probably put your seatbelts on right about now." I say as I root around in my pocket for the detonator.
I pull out the detonator, toss a final brick of C4 out of the car, and press the switch, detonating the explosives and making the road behind us unusable.
I fire off some revolver shots at the military vehicles. "I'm gonna need you to get me in closer Tril!"
"I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves and this is how it goes..."
"Don't think about shooting vehicles. Think about all the people inside them, thinking they're safe." I lean backwards, keeping one foot on the pedals, and load a 40mm phosphorus grenade into my Gauss rifle.
"Oh how wrong they are..."
Grinning gleefully, I raise the rifle, aim at the nearest vehicle and fire right through the windscreen, filling the vehicle with shrapnel and fire.
"Oh how wrong they are..."
Grinning gleefully, I raise the rifle, aim at the nearest vehicle and fire right through the windscreen, filling the vehicle with shrapnel and fire.
"...ow a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves and this is how it goes..."
I pull a hole in the roof above me and stand up, shouting back into the car. "Get me closer you prick!"
"I would, but you're being really non-specific about where you actually want me to drive you."
I poke my head through the hole Paddy left.
"Drive me closer as well! I want to hit them with my sword"
"Drive me closer as well! I want to hit them with my sword"