Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

I spawn lying on top of the car's dashboard eating a schnitzel. "'Sup gang?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, we're still driving. You're uh... kinda impairing my vision there, Paddy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh. Sorry 'bout that. But there's not really anywhere else for me to go seeing as Knife and Woon are in the back now."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"The police station. Which is where you were going anyway..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No. I was already at the police station, Salt went there and picked me up. Then we met up with you guys. God."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Didn't Salt go there to find out what the hell happened at the auction? And then before he could do that, we met you guys... and... I don't even know any more."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn next to Trilby.
"Well that was an enlightening experience."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Eh."

 

[Knife-28]

"GAH..ello there Sigma." I say, slightly startled by his respawning ontop of me.

"Uh Padster, you do know there's acually still a bit of space back here, right?" Knife says.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I take another bite of the Schnitzel. "Nah I'm good thanks."

 

[RaNDM G]

You have been driving for twenty minutes now. Your destination is only ten minutes away.

You look in your rear-view mirror. Only now do you realize there are no other cars on the road.

Terra careens down an on-ramp and rides alongside the Challenger.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well this is all very exciting."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I set fire to the Challenger.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife takes out a fire extinguisher and extinguishes the fire. Then he hit's Sigma over the head. "Bad Siggy, no fires."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"aaaawwwww..."

 

[Saltarius]

I am hit by a swerving car and end up respawning in the already crowded vehicle among everyone else.

"Well, fuck."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"There are too many people in here! Paddy, go hang out in the tank. You too, Sigma."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I hate tanks!"

 

[RaNDM G]

You quit screwing around and keep your eyes on the road.

Now you know why the streets are empty. There is a barricade up ahead. Several bulldozers and armored vehicles block the road, with military types armed to the teeth with rifles. They don't look like cops.

You are speeding too fast to stop in time. You're going to hit them head on.

[HEADING=1]GET READY![/HEADING]

>Ammunition
>.50 HEAT
>For Vehicle...
>T-270 unit 44316
>Targeting systems engaged.

You hear the tertiary guns rack. Bursts of fire tear through an Unimog and the gunner up top.

[HEADING=1]FIGHT![/HEADING]

You floor it, and Terra effortlessly barrels through the blockade. The Challenger is not far behind.

MALL TEAM: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

???: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I light a Molotov and toss it out the window as we pass through the blockade.
"This is not going to end well for us."