Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Jesus guys. I don't even know what we're supposed to be doing anymore!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We're supposed to be breaking into a storage unit to get the door. Except RaN decided to stop here so we can do this."
I spray more lighter fluid on RaN.
"He probably regrets it now."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This is fucking ridiculous."

 

[Saltarius]

"Exactly. I say we just...uh...fuck we pretty much have no choice but to get the door."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I continue driving the tank.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Alright, let's mozey on down to wherever and steal a thing we could have had sooner if we followed my plan." I light up and hop into the backseat of the car.

 

[Saltarius]

"Quit bitching."

I take a seat next to Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm about to."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey. The police might have shown up regardless of our bullshit."
I sit down in the driver's seat and wait for the others.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I speed past the others in my awesome tank.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What a shitty tank."

 

[Knife-28]

I get in the car next to Trilby. "Well, let's get going."

Knife see's the tank drive past, and jumps on.

 

[RaNDM G]

It is truly an awesome tank.

It says so right on the side.

AWESOME!

 

[Paddy the Second]

I flip Zombie's shitty tank the bird.

 

[Saltarius]

"Can we just get this fucking door and get shit over with? Despite how much you all say how unnecessary this is, you've made few strides to successfully finish this."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"How the fuck does this thing work?" I'm prodding pedals of the car with Peake.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, Paddy, for a start it works when the driver doesn't have a sword in his fucking feet."
I drive off towards the Fortress Armament storage units.
"I feel like we're forgetting someone..."

 

[Saltarius]

"You better not be saying who I think you are."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wait, did someone just jump onto the side of this very fast tank Terra?"

 

[Knife-28]

"No, I jumped on top of it." Knife says, opening the top hatch of the tank.