Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"..." I sigh, and dig twenty dollars out of my overcoat, which I give to Salt. "Here, go wild." I say, walking off.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Totally buying braille smut with this."

I do just that, reading it beside Paddy.

"Duuuuude."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Through an excruciatingly complex series of events that wouldn't look out of place in a point and click adventure game I end up with some drugs. "Thank fuck for that."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Paddy, you know you could've just asked for your drug bag back."
I hold up the still slightly damp bag filled with Paddy's old supply.

 

[RaNDM G]

"I won't even ask where you kept that."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why would you even keep that?" I ask while tipping out the contents and sorting through it.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Because I never believed you would stay sober for more than a few hours. And also, because I might need some."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You better not have touched them." I growl, transferring the drugs to a new, non custard covered, satchel.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I most certainly did!" I say indignantly. "Do you really think I would carry a bag full of drugs around out of sheer kindness?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Do you do anything out of sheer kindness?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I shoot Trilby in the head and cradle the satchel full of drugs. "It's ok babies, daddy's here for you."

 

[Saltarius]

"Better keep them babies away from this grade A shit."

 

[RaNDM G]

[small]"I hate babies."[/small]

 

[Saltarius]

"...Why would you hate babies?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"It's a reference, Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hating children is bad regardless."

 

[RaNDM G]

[small]"... I hate you."[/small]

 

[Saltarius]

"And why is that Ran?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Probably because your a baby." Knife says.

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey, Knife. Lemme tell you something."