Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Batman Returns, douchebags."

 

[RaNDM G]

"That's a good one."

 

[Saltarius]

"More like the best one. Aside from like...all the Nolan movies in chronological order."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I fall down the stairs, a stack of presents clattering down behind me. "Merry christmas you shits." I fall asleep, my headphones still lodged in my ears playing old Talkradar christmas specials.

 

[Captain Anon]

"merry Christmas to you too" i say laughing at how paddy falls down the stairs

 

[RaNDM G]

"No one warned him about those stairs."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I call the Xbox."
I begin playing Assassins Creed 3.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I become Skeletor from the He-Man Christmas special. "Christmas! What's Christmas?"

 

[Saltarius]

I slink into the shadows to play the Wii U away from prying eyes.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall through the ceiling.
"Merry christmas everyone "
I get out my new Bamboo Tablet and start drawing fanart of the Mall Fight team.

 

[Knife-28]

"Wooooooo! Happy Boxing Day everybody!" I yell while flying around on my jetpack.

You know, 'cause I'm in the future and all.

 

[Captain Anon]

OOC: Sigma that would probably be the most awesome on the thing I've seen.

i sit in my old armchair and play Borderlands 2 on the ps3 "can't wait to find all these Easter eggs in this" i say as i shoot some bad guys

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I may have spent all my money on books." An avalanche of books begins coming through the door, burying the team.

 

[Captain Anon]

"damnit paddy AAHH!!" i get buried by a small mountain of books

 

[Saltarius]

"No where in here is a copy of The Long Halloween."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I push the pile of books on top of me onto the floor.
"Jesus, Paddy. You nearly broke all my crap."

I look out the window at Knife.
"You're a dick, Knife. An actual penis. That's what you are."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I scribble out Knife's head and replace it with an impressionistic penis.

 

[Knife-28]

"Don't be mad just because I technically get Christmas before you." I say, still hovering around with my jetpack.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey, Knife. Your extended family's just got here. Your auntie wants a hug."
I throw a dildo at Knife's face.

 

[Knife-28]

"Trilby I'm flattered, but you really shouldn't re-gift Salt's presents." I say, throwing the dildo back.