Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

I stuff my face full of chocolate candy.

 

[Saltarius]

"Knife, I am twelve fucking paces away from going Vaas on you."

 

[Knife-28]

"Actually Salt you look like you're about twelve meters away, just saying."

 

[RaNDM G]

"I dunno much about meters but that's sixteen and a half yards man."

I pop a truffle in my mouth.

*mmph* "Give or take."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I walk out of the kitchen and vomit up several kilograms of pigs in blankets. I mop it up with Knife and sit on top of the book pile to read.

 

[Knife-28]

I jetpack into the nearest lake, then fly back. "Paddy, never do that again."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I smack the truffle out of RaN's mouth with the dildo.
"Don't talk with your mouth full, young lady."

 

[RaNDM G]

I choke on another truffle, furiously pounding my chest to force it up.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Serves you right. Here, have some water."
I offer RaN a large glass of vodka.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I use my pen to scribble out RaNs arm, replacing it with an octopus.

 

[RaNDM G]

I down the shot, soothing my throat a little. Then the sharp taste kicks in, and I spew the chocolate/alcohol concoction at Trilby.

Oh. And my arm is an octopus.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I splutter a bit, then go to punch RaN in the face. When I realise his arm is an octopus, I stop and look over at Sigma's computer, then back to RaN's octopus-arm.
"Sigma... are you a black wizard?"

 

[RaNDM G]

I wipe my mouth with my good arm.

"Sorry 'bout that."

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
Lacking an appropriation response, I play this song.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Holy shit."

 

[Knife-28]

"Pfffffffttt, come on Paddy, shit isn't holy."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Ofc Trilby, OP as shit bu watchagonnado."
I make a shitty attempt at 3D drawing.

 

[RaNDM G]

"So uh... It's New Year's now."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes it is. It seems like just one near-death-experience ago, it was Christmas..."

 

[Knife-28]

"WOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING NEW YEAR!" I yell, bursting party poppers all over the place.