Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"He's not that evil. Or badass. Or smart. Or business-savvy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well I don't know."

 

[Saltarius]

"Gus is an unattainable goal. So I guess me and Sigma better start cooking."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'll get in touch with my contacts."

 

[Saltarius]

"We obviously have to hide this all from Knife."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Of course."

 

[Saltarius]

"And...just about everyone else."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm bored with this game."

 

[Saltarius]

"Clearly we must find a way to liven things up."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hamas!" I fire my gun in the air.

 

[Saltarius]

"I was thinking more along the lines of setting up the lab."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I lower my guns. "Hamas?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Meth. Then Hamas."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Dang."

 

[Knife-28]

"So, what's this about a lab then?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pull a New Years Resolution out of a hat.
"Murder RaN- no, that won't end well." I toss the paper into a bin. "Start a forest fire- I'm not allowed near and fire-starting gear any more." I toss that one aside too. "Seduce Knife while cosplaying as Terez- was I drunk when I wrote these? Oh, who cares. This one is at least somewhat doable."
I walk off to prepare.

 

[Saltarius]

I bump into Trilby, dropping a few flasks I was busy carrying.

"Oh...hey."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey... you, uh... y'dropped something there. What is that? Those flasks? Cool. Didn't know you were an avid chemist."

 

[Saltarius]

"You could say that. Nice uh...Ben Nye."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah... well, I'm just going to... get something. It's... a surprise."
I slowly move away from Salt.
"So, I'll uh... be getting... my surprise. And you'll... be doing some chemistry. And neither of us will ask the other to elaborate further. Because... we really don't want to know, do we?"