Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Why don't we just walk in the front door, say we'd like to get a storage unit, then just go find the one we're looking for? No need for stealthy bullshit, no need to go in guns blazing."

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
"That actually my be the best idea you've ever had Trilby."

 

[Saltarius]

"...I already know you're going to try something."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I drop the bass.

 

[RaNDM G]

You successfully drop the bass.


*wub wub wub wub*

 

[Knife-28]

I look at the bass, wiggling and flopping around on the floor gasping for breath.
"Paddy, where did you get a fish?"

 

[Saltarius]

"That poor creature."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I went to the nearby market to buy some bread." I eat some of the bread. "Don't know where the fish came from."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I walk out of Paddys bread, cracking my neck.
"Alright guize less do dis"
I put a candy cigarette in my mouth and set it on fire.
"wait, where are we?"

 

[RaNDM G]

In front of a store room.

The door is in there.

You are out here.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I go in there.

 

[RaNDM G]

You successfully go in there.

"Hello, Sir. How may I help you today?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, I was wondering if I could use a storage unit."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Of course. Is this your first time visiting us?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes it is."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Excellent. We have four economy units available for sixty-nine, ninety-nine a month. All we need is payment and signature."

The clerk's dorky little glasses slip down. He pushes them back up and reaches for a contract, sliding it toward you.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I hand a bundle of money to Trilby to cover costs. "Store that crate out there Tril." I stuff the other fighters and myself into the crate.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hand over the cash and sign the contract as 'Sage Porter'.
"There you go." I smile.

 

[Saltarius]

"Did you put air holes in this crate?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"One or two."