Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"Well, that's just crate, isn't it." I say.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well this was *gasp* a great fucking idea wasn't it."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I find a convenient way to transport heavy goods to and from storage units, and drag the crate onto it.
"Wait, why are you guys inside the crate?"

 

[Saltarius]

"We're going to break out and get the door once closing time comes around, dumbass."

I take another deep gasp of air.

"Drill like twelve more airholes while you're at it."

 

[RaNDM G]

I hand over the cash and sign the contract as 'Sage Porter'.
"There you go." I smile.

The clerk glances over the signature and files it.

"Alright. Unit 1146 is available. Down the hall on your-"

He glances up. You have already left.

[small]"First time my ass."[/small]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I punch a fist-sized hole in the crate.
"Happy?"
I continue moving the crate towards the storage unit Sage said the door was in.

 

[RaNDM G]

You do not seem to recall the storage number. What was it again?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I open my palm to check the note scribbled there in chalk.
Yep. Still clear as day.

unit 2317

Spoiler: Captcha

think hard

No, not really. I just needed to go back a few pages.

 

[RaNDM G]

Hmph. You're still in the hundreds. It will take a short while before you reach your destination.

[HEADING=3]A SHORT WHILE LATER...[/HEADING]

You reach your destination.

There's a padlock on the door. Pretty simple. You could kick it off if you don't mind the noise.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I pop out of the crate and use my lock picks on the padlock.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I lean over and whisper in Paddys ear.
"Yo. Is this Trilby's quest or something?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I prepare my revolver. "If it is then I'm shooting him in the face. My quest has been due for too long."

 

[Saltarius]

"Air..." I wheeze.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The crate is open."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh. Well I meant uh...Heir."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Course you did." I step inside the storage unit.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yes, Salt?"

 

[Saltarius]

I walk behind Paddy.

"As in Equius. He's uh like...my fourth favorite character."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Uh huh." I fumble for a light switch.

 

[Saltarius]

"Because like...I see myself in him, y'know?"