Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes and I have paid attention to those criticisms, and am trying to become a much NICER FUCKING PERSON! YOU DICK!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Salt what the hell."
I draw my revolvers and shoot one of the guys in the chest.

He's down.

DAMAGE: -6

"OW OW OW, SHIT SHIT SHIT!" I start firing at Salt.

You graze a round off his skull.

DAMAGE: -2

"I SHOT YOU WITH THERMITE! IN THE HEART! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ABLE TO STAND, LET ALONE FIRE ACCURATELY?"

Karma.

 

[Saltarius]

"OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVEN'T TRIED VERY HARD!"

I fire again at Zombie.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I roll out of the room.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I shrug.
"Fuck it."
I take cover, and start lobbing grenades towards Salt.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pull out a golf club and start hitting the grenades back at Zombie.
"I tried to be diplomatic in the auction, and I was trying to be diplomatic here!"

 

[RaNDM G]

I roll out of the room.

Nice abscond.

I take cover, and start lobbing grenades towards Salt.

It rolls right in front of his face.

*BANG*

DAMAGE: -6

Salt will respawn after one turn.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I realise these guys need to die for progress to happen and stand up. I walk back in the room and shoot a gangster in the face.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I use the golf club to pull a gangster towards me, then start beating him over the head with it.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I taze Zombie in the face, then expertly apply my makeup.

 

[RaNDM G]

I realise these guys need to die for progress to happen and stand up. I walk back in the room and shoot a gangster in the face.

He's down.

DAMAGE: -6

I use the golf club to pull a gangster towards me, then start beating him over the head with it.

Your attack is ineffective against the man's reinforced fedora. You only deal a measly DAMAGE: -1.

He promptly takes the club and beats you over your pathetic trilby, dealing a concussion inducing DAMAGE: -4.

I taze Zombie in the face, then expertly apply my makeup.

DAMAGE: -1

Salt respawns.

 

[Saltarius]

I walk up to the nearest gangster, pistol-whip him, and blast him in the chest.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot the gangsters with my Molotov Launcher.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Fedoras are for Nice Guys!" I yell as set a gangster on fire. "And I don't mean that in a good way."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I wipe the make up off my face, after I've stopped shaking from the electricity. I then pull out my sword and stab Sigma in the stomach.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look down at the sword in my stomach.
"Ow. What was that for?"
I use the last of my strength to stab Zombie in the eye with Blendsword.

 

[RaNDM G]

I walk up to the nearest gangster, pistol-whip him, and blast him in the chest.

He collapses, clutching his left side.

DAMAGE: -2

I shoot the gangsters with my Molotov Launcher.

"Fedoras are for Nice Guys!" I yell as set a gangster on fire. "And I don't mean that in a good way."

Everyone is on fire. BURN ALL: -2

I wipe the make up off my face, after I've stopped shaking from the electricity. I then pull out my sword and stab Sigma in the stomach.

That's a kill shot. DAMAGE: -6

I look down at the sword in my stomach.
"Ow. What was that for?"
I use the last of my strength to stab Zombie in the eye with Blendsword.

Likewise. DAMAGE: -1

???:

MALL TEAM: II

Close call.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I fill a glass bottle with water, load it into my Molotov Launcher and shoot the fire with it.
"Okay, let's get this thing we're here for before somebody comes to investigate."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I search the gangster's pockets for loot.

 

[Saltarius]

"No doubt they heard the skirmish."