Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

The dorky desk clerk hits the silent alarm and cowers in fear behind his desk.

SECURITY will arrive in two turns.

MPD will arrive in five turns.

No rush though. The only thing to worry about is getting that stupid thing out of there.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I open a portal using the saw that's big enough to fit the thing we're stealing through.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I respawn.
"Fuck. I'm gonna search these guys to see if any of them have any instrument cases."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn.
"Sorry about the eye-murder, Zombie."
I peer over the desk at the Dorky Desk Clerk.
"Yo. How's life?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Uh..."

I open a portal using the saw that's big enough to fit the thing we're stealing through.

Awesome. Now you just need to figure out how to get it through. Not like there's a forklift around or anything.

Maybe that dork can help you out.

SECURITY will arrive next turn.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I continue looking for instrument cases.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey you fucking idiots follow my lead and hold off any security guys who appear." I run to the desk clerk and ask for a forklift.

 

[Saltarius]

"HOLD THE LINE AND SHIT!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I give up searching.
"Damn it. Oh well, can't win them all."
I begin covering the entire area in gasoline.

 

[Saltarius]

"Anyone by any chance have aluminum powder and rust? Iron, preferably."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hey you fucking idiots follow my lead and hold off any security guys who appear." I run to the desk clerk and ask for a forklift.

"U-uh we have a crane."

He points to a fairly large crane hanging above him. It's a bit on the small side, but it'll do.

SECURITY has arrived. Two stiffs with blackjacks and tazers.

SECURITY: IIIIIIIIII

MALL TEAM: II

MPD will arrive in three turns.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I spit in the face of chemistry and offer Salt some non-iron rust.
"Why do you need that stuff, anyway?"

I draw my revolvers and shoot both security guards in their faces.

 

[Saltarius]

"It's how thermite is made. Now if anyone just so happens to have an Etch-A-Sketch or something on hand with aluminum powder, we can spark this and make a distraction."

 

[RaNDM G]

I spit in the face of chemistry and offer Salt some non-iron rust.
"Why do you need that stuff, anyway?"

I draw my revolvers and shoot both security guards in their faces.

MASSIVE DAMAGE: -12

The clerk sobs.

MPD in two turns.

 

[Saltarius]

"PADDY, HURRY UP WITH THAT FORKLIFT!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot the clerk.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I finish dousing the area in gasoline. I begin climbing the crane, as I light a match and drop it onto the flammable floor.

 

[Saltarius]

I sniff at the air and flinch.

"CHRIST MAN, DID YOU PUT GAS EVERYWHERE?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Possibly. I tried to cover every bit of floor, crate and corpse. Fire sometimes needs help spreading."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I use the crane to drop the thingy we're stealing into the portal and leap after it. "I'm getting the fuck outta here."