Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

You hear loud footsteps from the outside, walking toward the back of the room. You hear the pop of a trunk lid, and shield your eyes incandescent light floods the room.

"I thought I heard voices in here- Holy shit! How'd you guys get that small?!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shine my torch at the voice.
"The fuck are you talking about, guy? Where are we? What's going on? Where's Paddy? I will shoot Fake-Paddy if you don't explain!"
I draw a revolver and point it at the cardboard cut-out.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Woah, woah, cool it. It's me!"

I just kind of stare down blankly.

"You still didn't answer my question. How'd you get in the trunk?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I sit down and cross my arms. "Well this is great."

 

[Saltarius]

"A portal...saw...thing. Anyways, where's Sis? We kinda need to get this door to her."

 

[RaNDM G]

The door is with Paddy.

"Look, I'll drive us back to the Mall and get you back to normal size. Just uh... Wait in the trunk I guess?"

I close the trunk.

It's dark.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well..."
I start pouring gasoline everywhere. Again.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fuck."
I call Sister again.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Do you have it?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes and no. Paddy has it, but we don't have Paddy. We're also apparently really small now. We're on our way to the Mall right now."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I finish covering the floor/trunk in gasoline, and search my pockets for a box of matches.

 

[Saltarius]

"But we'll get it. Momentarily. If we can just work out a few...issues."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I find the match box. I pull out a match.

 

[Saltarius]

I kick Zombie in the nuts and grab the match box, crushing it.

"I'm not having your shit today, dude."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Ow." I fall over, the match striking against Salt, lighting in the process, and landing on the floor. Everything bursts into flames.

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU SHIT! I'LL FUCKING TEAR OUT YOUR INTESTINES!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"YOU'LL HAVE TO GET THROUGH MY COOKED FLESH FIRST!"

 

[Saltarius]

"OH I INTEND TO!"

I shove Zombie and start beating the hell out of him.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I smash a glass bottle of water at my feet, washing away the burning fuel in a small area around me.
"So, anyway, Sis, things aren't going too well."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I eventually die from the beating combined with the fire. I respawn behind Salt, and I pour a bottle of gasoline over him.