Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh... uh... that's what I meant too."

 

[Saltarius]

"Because uh...why quit when you're this far? Right? Because you do these things for friends...yeah. Friends."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah... sure."

 

[Saltarius]

"Are you implying something with that unsure sounding 'sure' Trilby?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, no. I was just... saying the word 'sure' like that... because I was... uh... thinking about how much I like you guys. Yeah, let's say that."

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby man, we don't need any more tangled romantic geometry."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, okay. I'll try to keep my lust restrained."

 

[Saltarius]

"Our lack of shippers thanks you."

 

[RaNDM G]

The car stops in front of the Mall. I pop open the trunk.

"Alright, we're here. Try not to get run over."

 

[Saltarius]

"Is he in the Mall or what?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fuck you, RaN. Fuck you so hard."
I hang up on Sister and Paddy, pick up New-Paddy, and climb out of the car.

I turn to Salt.
"Paddy can't see. He doesn't know where he is."

 

[Saltarius]

"WELL GIVEN HE CAN SEE I WOULD FIGURE HE MIGHT HAVE LOCATED HIM."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Not my fault the only parking is across the street. Since you're so worried about it."

I captchalogue everyone and cross the street.

 

[Saltarius]

"So this is what hell feels like."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look around RaN's modus. It's boring as shit.
I look at Salt.
"Eeeh, getting captchlouged isn't so bad. Unless he accidentally alchemizes two of us. In which case yes that would be bad. Luckily he doesn't have an alchemizer. I think."
I cup my hands and shout.
"YO! RAN! YOU HAVE AN ALCHEMIZER UP THERE?" I yell, whilst drawing Paddy V2 a dashing mustache.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm totally going to alchemise myself some Mall Fighter gear. I want to see how shitty we make it."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Shitty Mall Fight Gear would probably be like minus a billion grist."

 

[RaNDM G]

"We're here."

I eject everyone from

WALLET

. They hit the tile floor at a height relative to twenty stories, killing them on impact. The fighters respawn at normal height.

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright, so we're getting the do-We're finding Paddy now, right?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wait a second, if all we needed to do was respawn, why did we need to be careful crossing the road? Hell, why did we even need to cross the road? Couldn't we have just swan-dived out of the car boot?"