Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"If you died out there and spawned in a gutter, I wouldn't stop to pick you up. I'm surprised fixing you was that easy."

 

[Saltarius]

"CAN WE JUST GET THIS GODDAMN DOOR AND GET THIS OVER WITH?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That's okay then."
I turn to Salt.
"WE DON'T KNOW WHERE PADDY AND THE DOOR ARE, OR HAVE YOU NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION?"

 

[Saltarius]

"WHICH IS WHY WE MUST BEGIN TO LOOK. THAT IS THE LOGICAL WAY OF GOING ABOUT THIS."

 

[RaNDM G]

"... You don't have it?"

"They don't have it."

"Jeez Christ, you scared me!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Well...fuck. We'll find it eventually. Promise."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Paddy has it. But he stuck a mask on his face, and it's broken and he can't see with the mask on, and he can't take it off to see, because he's been breathing in pretty much just drugs for the past few weeks, which means he doesn't know where he is."

 

[Saltarius]

"It would appear we will have to put this whole door ordeal on the backburner, unfortunately."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pull the string on a party popper, sending confetti into everyone's faces.
"Yaa- uh... I mean... what a shame."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah, it's kind of not a good thing at all."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Of course."

 

[Saltarius]

"So uh...Sorry for fucking up on you again, Sis."

 

[RaNDM G]

"It's alright, we'll find it. I'm just glad we didn't let it fall into someone else's hands."

[sub]"You heard the detective! Lock this place down!"[/sub]

"Can we go now?"

Knife hits them switches and gets this ***** pumpin' and jumpin'. We abscond in a dramatic, poorly drawn manner.

[HEADING=1]ACT 8: Now what?[/HEADING]

 

[Paddy the Second]

I grope around a bit, my hands fall upon the door. "We'll that's one thing." I mutter.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So... anybody got any ideas where we should look for Paddy?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Not a one. Anyone wanna uh...spar or something? Trilby? Sis?"

 

[RaNDM G]

A faint orange light shines off in the horizon, the mark of a rising sun.

You can stay and wait until daylight, or you can follow it.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Shit. It's working. Well that's good." I start pushing the door towards the orange light and hum a tune.

 

[RaNDM G]

Are you... Are you seriously pushing that?

At this rate it will take you four hundred years just to move that thing an inch.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I set some grenades underneath the door and use them to propel it forwards.