Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

The beating/respawn/continued beating cycle continues.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm sure the guys are doing something completely worthwhile in an attempt to find me and get the door to Sister."

 

[Saltarius]

I take a short breather in between hitting Zombie.

"Alright, we need to do something worthwhile to get this door to Sister, and by that means we must locate Paddy."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, the whole trunk is on fire."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pull out another phone and call Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Where are you guys? I can't see anything."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We're in the boot of a car. All of us. We're small now because of some bullshit. Anyway, we need you because you have the door. So... I dunno, do you have a torch or something? Maybe you're in a room with a door."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Something fucked up my gasmask and I can't see shit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Can't you take the gasmask off? And you seriously don't have a torch? At all?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The fucking up of the gasmask involved the mechanisms that keep it on my head despite all the shit I get up to. It's stuck. And I don't need a torch because I have night vision and a lot of fire."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Then cut the gasmask off, and light a fire." I sigh.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This thing isn't coming off any time soon until it stops being fucked."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What the fuck is keeping it on?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I poke my neck where the gasmask is clamped on. "Airtight mechanical pressure things. I taught myself engineering because drugs."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Yes and no. Paddy has it, but we don't have Paddy. We're also apparently really small now. We're on our way to the Mall right now."

You can hear the smack of Sister's palm hitting her forehead.

"At least no one else can get their hands on it."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Then remove them. Take a screwdriver, remove the clamps from the mask, then take the mask off."

"Well, we don't really know where Paddy is, because he's as blind as a person who clamps a gasmask to his head without a way to remove it in case of mechanical failure. So, someone else might find him and steal the door."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You have no idea how well I taught myself engineering."

 

[Saltarius]

"I AM NOT GOING THROUGH WITH THIS DOOR BULLSHIT TWICE!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"If you taught yourself well, it would be a cakewalk to disassemble the clamps."

I look over at Salt.
"Actually, it seems Salt wants to give up. And, uh... I agree with Salt. And New-Paddy agrees with me, because it's my turn to be New-Paddy. And since there are only two other people here, I'd call that a majority vote."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well...I meant as in if it gets stolen again. Y'know. Hypothetically speaking. At this moment I am still perfectly willing to search."