Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Yeah uh...you know what, I think I'll go visit Knife too. SIS WAIT UP!"

I start running off in the opposite direction.

 

[Sigma Castell]

The Malteasers begin to form a shape. A monstrous Falcon rises from the sea of chocolatey biscuit balls, eyes burning with a hatred for all non-alcoholic foodstuffs.
"BLLAKJSFHAIURFHIEURFHO8EHHIDUFHA" It roars, before throwing up my respawned self onto the ground. Then it grabs New-Paddy and mates vigorously with the Cardboard. Then it flys away.
"DAMN YOU NEW-PADDY! DAMN YOOOOUUUUUU"

 

[RaNDM G]

You follow the trail into the forest.

It is pitch black. Even with that fancy gas mask of yours, you can hardly see in front of you.

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh...Sis? Knife? Fuck, I might've walked a bit too far..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Now, I've learned in the past that setting an entire forest on fire is a bad thing. Time to use echolocation!" I completely fail to use echolocation.

 

[RaNDM G]

You completely fail to fail to use echolocation.

Unfortunately it's just trees and rocks all around. Face it.

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[Saltarius]

"HELLO? ANYONE?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I roast a Malteaser over the campfire. I gain +5 Cooking With Random Shit.

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm honestly surprised it took a lack of sight for someone to get lost in this place."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Psssh. Whatever." I continue walking.

 

[Knife-28]

I walk over just in time to see the monster falcon fly away. "Well, nice to see nothing's changed while I'e been gone." I say out loud.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hey Knife."

 

[Knife-28]

"G'day Sis, how've you been?" Knife asks as he swivels around in the pilot's chair to face Sister.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot Knife in the shin.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start building a ladder.

 

[Saltarius]

"HEY KNIFE IF YOU COULD PULL UP A SECURITY FEED AND HELP ME FIND OUT WHERE THE FUCK I NEED TO GO THAT'D BE NICE."

 

[Knife-28]

"OWSONUVABITCH!" I yell, hopping on my uninjured foot. "What the fuck was that for!?"

Meanwhile, Salt's plees go unanswered. Even if Knife could hear him, he'd have to be in the

SERCURITY CENTER

to even see him, let alone pull up a sercurity feed.

 

[Saltarius]

"FUCKING HELL, SOMEBODY HELP!"

 

[Knife-28]

A signpost looms on the horizon, where it points to? Nobody knows.

 

[Saltarius]

I bump into the signpost and run my hand across it.

"Great fucking help you are."