Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

The rivers of ice cream begin bubbling and spitting. A grotesque form beings to rise from the now-sizzling river. Slowly, Baby Mitt Romney raises his head.
[img/]http://www.conservativedailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Mitt-Romney-2756.jpg[/img]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Tox, nothing can stop Sigma when he starts breaking the fabric of reality."
I punt Romney.

 

[Sigma Castell]

Baby Mitt Romney explodes in a cloud of tiny, winged Trilbys, who immediately start flying around Tox's head.

 

[Saltarius]

"Jesus fuck somebody detox me. Oh Christ. GODDAMIT NOW I APPRECIATE BEING BLIND EVEN MORE SOMEBODY MAKE THIS LSD INDUCED NIGHTMARE STOP!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I dump the rest of the lemonade down Salts throat.

 

[Saltarius]

I drown in the spiked lemonade, respawning in an abandoned pet store.

"Oh sweet, sweet blackness, you have returned."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I fill the pet store with hallucinogenic gasses.

 

[Saltarius]

"NO FUCK THIS I AM NOT DOING THAT AGAIN."

I run through the window, slitting my throat with one of the glass shards.

 

[Sigma Castell]

The Trilby-flies converge into a massive swarm, and with a blinding flash, turn into a morbidly obese Sister with a veritable forest of armpit hair and...[i/]things[/i]...growing in the flabby rolls of her stomach.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn piggybacking on Tox.

"Just take me away from them."

 

[Saltarius]

"DUDE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, JUST GET ME AWAY FROM THESE ASSHOLES FOR LIKE TWO HOURS. I CAN HANDLE ISOLATION."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I give Salt a glass of lemonade.
"Here, have some apple juice."

 

[Saltarius]

"No drinks."

 

[Saltarius]

"Y'know what? Fuck it."

I crawl into the ventilation shaft and close the grate behind me.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fine."
I pump some bread with lemonade.
"Try this bread."

 

[Saltarius]

"I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH MY BARE HANDS IN ROUGHLY TWELVE SECONDS."

 

[Saltarius]

I jump out and beat Tox to death with the grate, dragging his body back in with me.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I make a sandwich with the bread.
"Try this sandwich at least."

 

[Sigma Castell]

My disembodied face floats out of the darkness behind Salt.
"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai"

 

[Saltarius]

I tear Sigma's face in half and attach the pieces to Tox's corpse, and move deeper into the ventilation system.