Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

 

[Knife-28]

"No it isn't RaN." I say, looking on at everyone's antics, [HEADING=1]"

"[/HEADING]

 

[Saltarius]

I open up another tile near him.

"Hey. RaN. Psst."

 

[RaNDM G]

"No, hasn't quite reached silly yet."

"Hey. RaN. Psst."

"Yeah?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I run over to RaN, then dropkick him in the face.
"You're dumb." I say, as I stomp on RaN's throat.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I ride the Sandwich Lord out of the Subway kitchen.
"MUAHAHAHAAH"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I take a few steps away from RaN's now-mutilated upper body, then run and punt his head like a rugby ball, directly at Sigma.

 

[RaNDM G]

I run over to RaN, then dropkick him in the face.
"You're dumb." I say, as I stomp on RaN's throat.

"At least-" *hurk* "Not a jessie like you."

My throat is crushed, spraying blood over your shoes in spectacular fashion.

I take a few steps away from RaN's now-mutilated upper body, then run and punt his head like a rugby ball, directly at Sigma.

Three points.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I celebrate by pouring petrol on RaN's corpse, then lighting it on fire and using the flames to roast marshmallows.

 

[RaNDM G]

I respawn.

"I SAID I CALLED YOU A GIRLIE- Oh hey, marshmallows."

I have the marshmallows.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I let RaN take all the marshmallows, due to them still being in the fire.
"Oh, did you want one? You could've asked first."
Then I stab RaN in the side with the skewer, which is covered in marshmallow goop, because it isn't nice to steal stuff, even if you injure yourself in the process due to idiocy, and he should be punished by yet more injuries.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I do a rain dance, misstep twice, and summon an Eternal Rain of Cacti.

 

[Knife-28]

"Wow."

"I mean just....wow." I say as it rains cacti.

 

[Knife-28]

"NEIN!"
A Nazi Cactus then slaps Tox in the face.

 

[RaNDM G]

The marshmallow goo is an excellent cauterizer, and I only suffer BURN: -1.

I blow the fire out on one of the marshmallows and pop it in my mouth, savoring the hot, burnt gooey sugar before eviscerating Trilby with a nearby chair.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn in an umbrella shop, and take a Kevlar umbrella to protect myself from the cactus rain.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Somebody pass me the LSD."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hand Salt the LSD-spiked lemonade.

 

[Saltarius]

I take it and place the tile back.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I try the dance again, only this time the Rains of Castamere start instead.
"Dammit."