Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I start assaulting Sigma with my umbrella.
It is both vicious and very silly.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fend Trilby off with a small elephant attached to a bumblebee.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"..."

 

[Saltarius]

"...I sure wish that slightly creepy tulpa of Paddy's was around."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I open up the umbrella to protect myself, then construct a scaled down elephant gun, and fire it at the tiny elephant using the partially complete Bearbot arm I started making way back.

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa is currently talking to some warlocks and is kinda busy right now.

 

[Saltarius]

I work on upgrading my shades.

And myself.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I dance the macarena all over trilbys face.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I remove Sigma's feet with a sword, rendering him unable to dance, then start throwing marshmallows at him.

 

[Saltarius]

I punch my way ever-so-dramatically out of the floor.

"I'M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I use Sigma and my umbrella to protect myself from the onslaught of Tab, then turn to Salt.
"Good for you."
I throw my sword at Salt's head like a javelin.

 

[Saltarius]

I fall backwards into my self-made hole.

"And so it begins."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I spasm and bleed from a dozen Tab-wounds, then respawn inside Trilby's eye.
"...Awfully cramped in here..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start rubbing my eye, then realise I've gone partially blind.
"Well, cocks."
I grab a marshmallow-y skewer, and slowly shove it inside my eye.

 

[RaNDM G]

My tulpa is currently talking to some warlocks and is kinda busy right now.

"For the last time, WE'RE EVIL!"

"Well, that's a matter or perspective really."

"Oh, shut up."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Alright then, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to fight you, I'll give you one chance to back off."

 

[RaNDM G]

"..."

One of the warlocks casts a low-level Flare, lighting the front of your tulpa's trousers on fire. BURN: -1

Your tulpa disapparates.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I jump down Salt's man made hole.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh. Hey."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Sup? What're you doing to your shades? And yourself?"