Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Lots of shit."

 

[Saltarius]

I take out my tape recorder.

"You are going to obey a thing which you don't even know the gender of? Wise choice."

"Ahem."

 

[Saltarius]

"...I don't know. In place of a discussion on that, how about we...y'know. Fight?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck the meth labs."

I punch Tox in the face.

"I just want you dead."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Uh...Tox."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I reverse-pickpocket grenades into Salt and Tox's inventories.

 

[Saltarius]

I stuff the grenade into Mini's mouth, pull the pin, and throw him off the building.

"So, like I was saying, Alice in Wonderland is the weakest of Burton's films."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I take the grenade out, pull out the pin, and shove it down Tox's throat.
"That seems to work better."

 

[Saltarius]

"And furthermore, the decision to outsource the boss battles in Deus Ex: Human Revolution was so utterly wrong, I can hardly fathom why they did it."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well fuck."
I respawn in the hardware store. I start tying electric drills together

 

[Saltarius]

"Which brings me to my final point: Lovecraft may have be an intolerably racist...racist, but he was one of the most profound writers of horror in any era, and for that I think we should learn to accept his lesser traits with his better."

 

[Saltarius]

"But as many have come to realize, is that George R.R. Martin is telling a story, not catering to the fans for sales. And the story he tells is among the finest I've ever read."

 

[Saltarius]

"All that needs to be said about Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, is that a change of direction is never harmful, and it works very well in it's favor in that particular case."

 

[Saltarius]

"Copyright is honestly one of the least relevant things in this day and age. When a person can [REDACTED] and places your whole collection of films on the internet, who can [DATA EXPUNGED] that it's all wrong?

 

[MinimanZombie]

I begin to attach the now massive mega drill to a forklift.

 

[Saltarius]

"...The fuck did I just spend six hours talking about."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I crash a large mechanical Manta Ray into Tox's eyeball.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I start browsing craigslist for nukes and similar explosive devices.

 

[Saltarius]

"Weird that I just...lose track of myself."

 

[Knife-28]

"You know, it's rapidly approching the point where I wonder whether what your saying would make more sense if I was on drugs." Knife says.