Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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I stand next to Knife.
"Lets go find her then."
I wander off, coming back a few minutes later with an Industrial-size microwave and several dead babies.
"Lets go find her then."
I wander off, coming back a few minutes later with an Industrial-size microwave and several dead babies.
"The true equinox will begin on the final day of our races final year. Then, we will discover the true power of the atom."
"Actually I was thinking about nuking the earth. Repeatedly. Whenever we get back to it."
I sip some more lemonade.
I sip some more lemonade.
I grab Tox by his shoulders, and stare into his eyes.
"Tox, I have never been more serious about anything in my life, ever."
"Tox, I have never been more serious about anything in my life, ever."
"Sorry."
I let go.
"Also, I don't care for Tumblr, but it's just...it's telling me I have to."
I let go.
"Also, I don't care for Tumblr, but it's just...it's telling me I have to."
"No. Maybe it's a he, or maybe it's a she with a ridiculously strange voice. Point is I don't know. But I agree with it. Cause explosions are cool."
I load the babies into the microwave, first liberally drizzling it with some nice cabarana sauce, available from Waitrose next monday, pre-order today for free hat.
"The trick is to get a niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeven coating, let all those loooooooooooooooooooooovely flavours sizzle through..."
"The trick is to get a niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeven coating, let all those loooooooooooooooooooooovely flavours sizzle through..."
I start slow-roasting the cabarana-covered microwave with the dead babies inside over a large fire.
"Now, for the best results, you want to use the burnt embers from the spazwood trees. They give it this niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooky flavour which, when coupled with this marvelous fruit hamper, available from Waitrose for only £70, buy now or forever regret it, makes for a truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuly diviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine dish."
"Now, for the best results, you want to use the burnt embers from the spazwood trees. They give it this niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooky flavour which, when coupled with this marvelous fruit hamper, available from Waitrose for only £70, buy now or forever regret it, makes for a truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuly diviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine dish."