Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I watch Sigma step out of a wall.
"Someone please tell me how Sigma can warp reality, when magic is locked. Even our resident wizard just uses fancy technology."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Because...He's Sigma?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That explains precisely jack fucking shit, Zomb."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, too fucking bad."
I smash a glass of lemonade over Trilby's head.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Ow."
I put on my welding goggles, and lower the lenses.
"Hunting season... is open." I say as I cock a rifle.
"Was that dramatic, or cheesy?"

 

[Knife-28]

"It was dramaticly cheesy."

 

[Saltarius]

"It's not thinking with my dick, it's-oh fuck it. Do what you're going to do."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"'Dramatically cheesy' works for me."

 

[Saltarius]

"Staying here and waiting for Sister."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well... GREAT! We're done."
I sit down on top of the speakers.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I moonwalk over to Trilby and hand him a Bluetini.

 

[Knife-28]

"Tox, I offer the simple rebutle. Why?" Knife says.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Because we have pretty much no money." I point out as I sip my Bluetini. "Plus, we're wanted criminals, last I checked, so, if anything, we should invest in meth."

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude. I'll cook that shit. And uh...you can distribute Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That's probably fraud or something. Anyway, it would cause inflation and make the money less valuable. We'd be better off cooking and selling meth."

 

[Saltarius]

"I cook. You sell. We can reconcile via destroying other lives."

 

[Knife-28]

"If I had a dollar for every time one of you dropkicks suggested selling drugs..." Knife mutters, slowly rubbing his eyelids.

 

[Knife-28]

"No, not really."

Throwing caution out the window, I stand and attempt to run for it. I say attempt, because due to the ludicrous amounts of hand lotion on the ground I immediately slip over smash face first into the ground, causing a spike of pain and the taste of copper to invade my mouth.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, I'm sold. Let's sell some drugs."
I turn to look at Knife.
"2/10."

 

[Knife-28]

"English, Scottie." Knife says, "If your going to insult me, at least do it properly."