Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Alright. Knife, since you, me and Trilby are the only ones lucid enough to remember there's a fucking psychopath on the loose, who happens to be on LSD, we need a plan."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife draws a heavily scared and modified MTs shotgun out of his jacket and rests it on his shoulder. "How about we go hunting then."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Can we call it 'retrieval' instead?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Call it whatever you want, Salt. I'm going to go set a trap."
I go into a nearby rave supplies store.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I replace the shotgun with a Super Soaker 3000(!) and throw it into a vat of acid.

 

[Knife-28]

Knige flings the super soaker at the vat, causing it to tip over and the shotgun to bounce off rhe rim, into the wall and back into Knife's hands, where he turns and unloads a load of buckshot into Zombie at point blank, lifting him off his feet and sending him flying through the front window of the 'Sharp & Pointy things' store, where he is impailed on several swords.
"Oi Trilby, I've got the bait."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I respawn, and bash Knife's head in. I then steal his shotgun and start firing several shots into the corpse.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife respawns, kicks Zombie in the balls and takes his shotgun, which he puts back in his jacket. "Get your own fucking gun." He says, before walking after Trilby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Knife finds me browsing a large wall covered with shelves of various multicoloured, glowing and flashing things.
"Hey, Knife."

 

[Knife-28]

"Christ, you trying to give yourself a seziure?" Knife asks, bringing an arm up to shield his eyes.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No. I'm trying to work out what's most likely to attract the attention of someone high on psychedelic drugs." I explain.
I just start grabbing things, then bring them out of the store, and set everything up in a massive wall, then set up speakers playing electro music at rediculously loud volume.
"If this doesn't attract Sister's attention, well... at least we'll be able to have fun." I say, drink some more of Zombie's lemonade.
"By the way, cool shades, Tox."

 

[Saltarius]

"For once, I appreciate blindness."

I blink even so in the midst of the lights.

 

[Saltarius]

"Trying to...make Sister not high. By keeping her in one consistent place until she naturally detoxes."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Blindness won't help with the music."
I turn to Tox.
"I'm trying to lure Sister here so we can stop her rampaging."

 

[Saltarius]

"But not just...slaughter her. Yeah."

 

[Knife-28]

"Why not?" Knife asks Salt, "It's not like she'll stay dead."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Reasons."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, if you get us killed because of your thing for Sister, I'm chemically castrating you. And your respawn matrix has a pretty poor history when it comes to chemical-related injuries."

 

[Knife-28]

"Salt, stop thinking with your dick and use your brain will you? I mean, I know it's hard when neither of them are very large, but just try, ok?" Knife says, taking out his MTs and loading a quintent of explosive rounds into the cylinder. "I see Sister, I'm going to shoot her, simple as that."

Pulling myself out of the tub, I slowly inch my way along the ground, hopefully towards some simbalance of safty. [sub]"Hey, anyone there?"[/sub] I call out in a half whisper, hoping it's not Sister that answers.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I step out of the wall behind Knife.
"Yeah, Whats up?"