Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I respawn.

"Then who the fuck is GM?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Dibs bard."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I'm calling Dragonborn Warlord and GM."

 

[Saltarius]

"Statted and rolled. Don't ask how I know my numbers."

I hand my sheet to Zombie.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Woooooo character sheets"
I roll a 1 for every fucking stat apart from cooking, in which i get a 20.
"...AWESOME"

 

[Saltarius]

"And finales that are in theaters."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"..."
"Okay then."
I sit down and roll up a Paladin.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Alright. You all start on a floating island. You can not see the land below, yet you know it's there. Somewhere close is a temple filled with literal shit, and treasure. What do you do?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I kick Sigma's character off the island and then proceed to say a prayer to the Raven Queen, goddess of winter and death."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I immediately break down due to a crisis of faith, as I'm both vehemently opposed to the idea of looting a temple, and believe it is not my place to impose my own morality on the rest of the party."
I turn to glance at Salt.
"And I make sure I remembered to prepare Smite Evil this morning. While I freak out."

 

[Saltarius]

"Chaotic Neutral. Don't work hombre."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I catch a ride on a Beast of Crippling Insecurity and fly back to the island."
I roll a 17
"Awyiss"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"The Raven Goddess appears from the heavens, slaps Salt, sending him flying into the temple of shit. You are covered with excrement."
I turn to Trilby.
"You fall over, roll up into a ball, and scream. And Sigma, you...do that...Anyway, The Great Mighty Poo rises from the temple and starts singing."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I whip out my trusty Book of Withering Rebukes and try and scorn him."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I roll a 1, insult myself and cry like a *****.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I roll, and get a 21.
"Uuuuuuuuuh what."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"TWISTER"
I get out a twister mat.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"HAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS SO MUCH FUN"
I Twist and Shout all over the mat.

 

[Knife-28]

"Wow what the actual fuck is even happening?" Knife asks.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't want to know, Knife." I say.