Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Laaaaaaaame" Satan says about Falox. My tulpa joins in.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh right. I'm Zombie, we're all insane, I'm potentially possessed but don't tell anyone, this is the Mall, and we're going around the universe doing shit. We used to live on Earth till we wondered into the Mall."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm Paddy's thought projection who for all intents and purposes is him because he'a a lazy asshole. Paddy is off dicking around somewhere."

 

[Captain Anon]

"i guess i'd better change into my another outfit" i say before clicking my fingers and appearing with this on

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It helps not to think about too much."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yep, we're all insane. Zombie's possibly possessed, Paddy can make copies of himself from his brain and I'm a psychopath. There's also Knife, other Knife, Salt, Sigma, who is the most violent pacifist ever, and Sister."

 

[Captain Anon]

i look at trilby "ahem you forgot me"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I nod.
"We live in the Mall because it's part of our space ship, and we can't go back to Earth because bureaucracy. Also, because there is literally everything you can conceive of, except for magical shit, in here, and it makes us immortal. Observe."
I shoot the New Guy in the face.
I turn to Woon.
"No, I didn't."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Satan lays down a sick metal riff on a five pointed guistar.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Woon, you need no introduction."
[OC: We're just kidding about the page, considering it's 666. And devil's number and all.]

 

[Captain Anon]

"fine i see if i care" while taking another smoke "mmmmmmm curban"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I slap the cigar out of Woon's mouth.
"That is a terrible habit. Take meth instead."
I then realise that my gunshot did nothing to Falox.
"Uh... that doesn't normally happen."

Spoiler: OOC

You still die from things that would kill you. You just respawn pretty much instantly.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah... let's say that. I mean, considering I just shoved a hand into Woon's head and messed with his brain, I'd say I'm in no position to point out the flaws with that idea."

 

[Captain Anon]

i look at trilby then at the cigar on the ground and then back at trilby "no.......you........fucking didn't" quickly pulling out my revolver and i put a bullet in trilby's head, i then pick up my cigar wiping off any dirt and hugging it "did big mean trilby hurt you hm?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn inside Falox and erupt through him, bursting his body like a ripe tomato.
"...Oh hey a New Guy! I'm Sigma, It's nice to meet you" I say to the splattered entrails surrounding me.
I look up.
"Wooooooooooooooon! Where'd you go man?" I hand him a smoothie.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn next to my corpse, then look at the exploded New Guy.
"How did you know that was a new guy based on his organs?" I ask, before shooting Woon's cigar.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I turn to Trilby, my mouth full of chocolate sprinkles.
"If All inf ff fht spfterftcul anyafis"