Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

"thank you sigma and well i've everywhere really i went back to The Pub got bored, then left and ended up in a strange place where there were mages and mechs and i was a mage then i got bored again now i'm back" i pull out my revolver and shoot trilby in the head and chest again multiple times

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I grab one of Sigma's cheeks and tear it off, causing the chocolate sprinkles to pour out.
"Could you repeat that?"
Then I get shot a bunch, and respawn.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Fosunds flike you hsfd fffunf" I mumble through the ridiculous amount of chocolate sprinkles in my mouth, and pat Woon on the head.
Then Trilby tears my cheek off.
"PFOU FOLFOL! YOUFVEV DOOMFED UF ALLF!"
A pressurized stream of chocolate sprinkles jets from my mouth, punching a hole through Trilby's stomach. I am quickly submerged in a rising tide of chocolate sprinkles. The mound of sprinkles continues to grow, quickly drowning everyone.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You remember the bit where we said we're all insane? Yeah, that's why."
And then chocolate sprinkles.
I respawn on top of the sprinkle mountain.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn next to Trilby.
"As I was saying before Sprinkles, I'm Sigma, Team chef, seamstress and Smoothie Maker."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Why are you introducing yourself? Everyone else is dead, and I've already met you. And how can you be a seamstress? You never make clothes."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I was addressing the Fox guy silly. And I'll have you know I am a qualified Seamstress of the Guild."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, maybe you should wait until after his ears, along with the rest of his body, are no longer clogged with chocolate sprinkles."

 

[DotSlash]

And suddenly, Trilby gets a face full of my boot as I fly in and use his face as a impromptu surfboard after landing.

"Suuuuup."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I respawn.
"Holy shit, Dot! How ya doing?"

 

[DotSlash]

"Yo Zombie. I'm doin' good for right now? How ya'll been since I've been gone?"

 

[Knife-28]

After sneaking off to take a look around, I return to where everyone was and gaze upon the looming spectre of chocolate sprinke mountain, at least, as much as I can see from the light of the few burning molotov fires. "Jesus fuck what did you guys do now?" I yell.

 

[DotSlash]

I lazily wave at Knife as I pop open a can of Mug. "Yo Knife. I didn't do anything, I swear."

 

[DotSlash]

I wave back. "I'm just a newbie. I hung with these guys a while back before I ended up getting lost. Don't really know how I found my way back with 'em, but whatever." I say before resuming chugging my can.

 

[Knife-28]

"Huh, well hi Dot, wanna help me find The Mall's power generators? You know, seeing as it's dark as right now." I say, waving an arm at the darkness surrounding Mt Chocolate Sprinkles.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hi, Dot." I say, as I slice off the leg which is now on my face, then throw it into Dot's face.
I stand up, and look over at Knife.
"Sigma happened."

 

[Captain Anon]

"hey dot seems like some kind Mall Reunion going on" i say pulling out another cigar and lighting it "hey knife wait up i'll come and help" i say before getting up off whatever i was sitting on and check if my revolver is full loaded


OOC: ow shit hurt my leg getting down off my bed's ladder last night now it's hurt like fuck

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yep. I'm half expecting Waffles to come crashing in..."

 

[Captain Anon]

while i'm busy reloading "another Mall Fighter i'm presume?" i say