Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I take a nervous shift and check to make sure no one else is nearby. The purpose is defeated by my general lack of eyesight.

"S.R.S."

 

[Captain Anon]

I lit another cigar and then slowly blow the smoke out "mmm curban"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"..."
I blink a few times.
"..."
"Um... why?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Personal reasons. Ones that I which to keep just that."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Riiiight... Okay, then. I'll just go get set up."
I shoot myself in the head, and respawn back where the Staff of Genderswapping was broken. I sellotape it back together, test it works on myself and ram the staff through my face.
I respawn in the party supplies store, and blast Salt with the SoG.
"Done."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, that shit was easy."

I tear off one of my cybernetic arms with the other and hand it to Trilby.

"Consider that your payment."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hand Salt the arm back.
"Consider my doing that repayment for the aforementioned eye-splosion."

 

[Saltarius]

"Nah, I'm over ninety-six percent of the mutilations I've endured in this godforsaken place."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right. Well, in that case... thanks for the arm."
I walk back over to the others.
"Anyone want a free arm?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Welp."

I walk back besides Trilby.

"In hindsight, removing a limb wasn't a wise choice."

 

[Captain Anon]

"no thanks i'm good" taking another puff of the cigar and then find a chair and sitting down

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, it was not, Salt. Though, technically, you lost a bit more than just a limb."

 

[Saltarius]

"That was still intended."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I guess."
I toss Salt's arm into the melted chocolate pool.

 

[Saltarius]

"Sides', it's like uh...equivalent exchange. Alchemical, almost."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Or, it's like magic. Because it is. Except not, because magic is locked."

 

[Captain Anon]

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. for magic there is no Equivalent Exchange you don't have to give anything" i explain

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah asshole, I watched the anime...fuck, this is probably going to wear off when I die."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Isn't that basically just the first law of thermodynamics? And wouldn't that apply to magic, assuming that 'magic' has a constant energy source, for example, 'mana'?"
I turn back to Salt.
"You're still blind."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall out of the sprinkles and land on Trilby, dressed in my Qualified Seamstress Gear.
"Sup guys. Oh Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai Dooooot"